Mundane pointless things you do anyway

Do it! Do it!

If so, I expect there’s quite a few of us. (Raises hand.)

I even tell them that they’re cats. Which I strongly suspect they already know; and, if they don’t, my telling them isn’t going to get the information across.

They do. But not in Human; they talk back in Cat.

But if you do, be prepared to post pics of lingerie-clad Yeti, Bigfoot, and Nessie, as we will surely demand!

Never yet, but when the machines gain sentience and rise up, she’ll tell the others to spare me because I was always polite to her.

If my cats ever start talking back to me in Human I will be sure to post it here.

The aforementioned Rascal is very vocal. Particularly at 6:30 in the morning, when I’m reminding him that I’m retired and am allowed to sleep late. And then when I point out to him that if he wants me to get out of bed and feed him, he needs to get off the blanket.

That lead me to "Hiawatha’s Photographing"
by Lewis Carroll.

That was fun!

I have entire conversations with my one cat. I have no idea what they’re about, however…