Mundane with a capital 'M'

This is about as mundane as it gets, but I just gotta tell someone. i just changed my daughter’s diaper. So I go to wash my hands. As soon as the water hits my hands, I have to pee. Bottom line, every time I change a diaper, I wash my hands two times. When I was single I never washed my hands. Now I wash like a million times a week.

Ugh.

Oh, God, that happens to me ALL the freakin’ time!! I think I’ve figured out why: I’m so busy chasing my toddler that I don’t always pee when I should (like when my body is signaling me), but of course I never neglect her diapers. Then, when I wash my hands, the sound of running water REALLY kicks in the bladder signals, then I have to go pee, then I have to wash my hands YET AGAIN!! Parenthood. . .it’s not just a job, it’s an adventure!

Just added; #136 on my list of reasons not to have children.

Just for the record, I believe it is more mundane to have mundane with a lowercase ‘m’.

Thank GAWD for fatherhood! :smiley:

OK, I was using hyperbole. I washed occasionally when I was single.

hyperbole…is that where the winner of the Ohio State/Michigan game will go? :smiley:

cheers all. after reading this thread i now really need to pee…