This won’t mean anything to most people, but I’m concerned for my health during the upcoming Lions rugby tour of New Zealand. This guy is the single most biased commentator I’ve ever heard. Grant Nisbett seems like the paragon of even-handedness beside him. So, please God, if you listen to just one of my prayers this year, make it this one. Make sure Murray is indisposed before the Test series starts. Otherwise, I will not be held responsible for what I throw at the telly, or any intemperate language in front of my impressionable 9 year old.
Roger Thornhill, meet MPSIMS…
…MPSIMS, meet roger thornhill.
You guys should take that act on the road, its a classic. Seriously G-man, keep up the good work.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. [/Casablanca]
Best thing about having moved to the UK is less talk of rugby, and even less talk of Murray Mexted. Until now… Thanks Roger. :rolleyes:
Knowing me Roger Thornhill knowing you Giraffe - Aha!
You’re obviously not a rugby man - though with your height you’d make a damn good second row.
Mexted was just warming up during the Super 12 final at the w/e. There these two teams were hoofing it up and down the park, and our Murray could only see one team doing it. Yes, you’ve guessed it - the side that didn’t come from New Zealand. It gets ten times worse when the opposition comes from the British Isles. And let’s pray that no Northern Hemisphere refs are allowed to referee the Tests. Poor old Jonathan Kaplan from South Africa copped enough stick on Saturday. Thank God Ed Morrison has retired, or Murray would blow a gasket.
If I didn’t already love you . . .
Yea, okay, but I do the jokes around here. Okay? Understood?
I’m just hearing that Roger Moore is at the Hangar Lane Roundabout…
Sure. No problem.
Whenever you want to start, then. 
Some New Zealanders are wondering th’ same about this lovely chap.
So, if you’re concerned about Mexted, Roger, and we have this Moore yobbo having a yabber session as well – ooh. Methinks we should sell more tickets just for the listening.
Moore is a wanker and a lawyer. So, what do you think of Murray?
My memories of Invercargill are more pleasant. I had the most exquisite free range oysters and chips!
Does Merry Muxted still sport that frightful pornstar mo with the parting in the middle? {Free range oysters? Yeah, they’re a peripatetic little lot of bivalves down there}
Free range oysters – there ya go, another ad promo line for Mayor Shadbolt, bless his cotton socks.
I don’t actually follow sport, so while I’ve heard of Mexted, and maybe heard a dose of his dulcets from time to time in passing – sorry, I wouldn’t have an opinion. But Kiwi commentators can be one-eyed, just as Brit commentators can (or any other nationality, for that matter).
Southland: Where Even The Molluscs Roam Free
:d
Well, th’ above post was meant t’ be a grin, but the capital D changed itself to a small d. Just imagine it as a grin.
The Aussie duo are far less biased. As another Kiwi put it to me at a dinner on local sports dinner on Saturday, he doesn’t understand how Mexted has kept the job so long.
I bet, as a possible answer to that question: it ain’t always what you know, but who you know.
And we’re a small country.
…on a hard-fought victory over the Lions. Spenser made the difference in the second half. Got to love the blond fellow playing for the Maoris.
MOM of course, who else? Murray Mexted. A couple of classic moments that no doubt will pop up on the ‘Best of Murrey at the Mic’ DVD:
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Ref Steve Walsh penalises Lions prop Julian White at a scrum. Mexted: “Yes, White has a reputation as a destructive scrummager”. Second half, ref Steve Walsh penalises Maori prop at a scrum. Mexted: “He’s just guessing”.
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Maori skipper argues with ref. Mexted: "Walsh should listen to him - he’s the captain.’ Co-commentator: “The skipper’s only entitled to question why the decision was made”. Mexted: “Walsh loves giving directions - he doesn’t want to listen”. Second half, Walsh tells the arguing Maori skipper to get on with it. Mexted: “He ought to calm down”. At last, someone’s had a word in Murray’s ear. But no. “Steve Walsh needs to calm down”.
You can’t make this stuff up. Roll on the Tests.