I like the Dead Milkmen still. What is the song about Sally Jane (the lesbian, midget, left-handed, eskimo, albino)? That song still makes me laugh.
Ed’s Redeeming Qualities is still my favourite band though. They are quite funny.
“School bus let me pass it but I ran over a kid. But you can not blame me, I was drinking a large coffee with no lid. Kid got up to thank me, said he never felt better. Slight problem with his mom though, he was wearing his brand new sweater…”
“I never look for romance, I just let it sneak upon me. If all I wanted was in your pants, I would have stole your laundry…”
“What started out an omelet, wound up as scrambled eggs. The next day I tried over easy and still made scrambled eggs. I tried to make you coffee, but I wound up making dregs. I tried to make you love me, but I just made scrambled eggs.”
“…I punch nuns, I punch nuns, I believe in Jesus Christ but I punch nuns…”
“…If I leave it behind me it’s left, but that don’t make it right…”
“It was the third of July and the weather was fun. Ed brought the hotdogs, croquet set was mine. But the red ballwas missing, three mallets were bent, Ed suggested lawn darts so the game was commenced. We searched by the yard cane, we searched by the grill, but we couldn’t find lawn darts over water or hill. So we talked to the sales clerk but she started to cry. She said they’re off the shelf and she told us why. A kid was pegged in the head with the lawn darts. Her dad didn’t see her, that’s the worst part. She was pegged in the head with the lawn darts, so they’re now off the shelf at the K-Mart.”
There are so many other good songs by them.
HUGS!
Sqrl