Musical porn?

I can’t believe I am even going to ask this, but…

…has there ever been a musical porn film? Singing, dancing, and bangin’ in the rain, so to speak?

I haven’t seen it but this version of Alice in Wonderland billed itself as one.

There have been a few.

This is one

This is another

My guess is that further examples of this genre would be around the same time period.

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There have been a few.

This is one

This is another

My guess is that further examples of this genre would be around the same time period.
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great examples, but note- not “hardcore” porn.

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There have been a few.

This is one
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The First Nudie Musical has Cindy Williams and Ron Howard. Both keep their clothes on, but mostly no one else does. The auditions for a nude comedy film in a film are especially good, and one Busby Berkeley-type number is called Dancing Dildos.

How do I know so much about it? I was involved with the music score when it was first produced. A publisher called me up and said they had some music with raunchy lyrics and did I have any objections to working with it? I said, “Fuck, no – bring it on!”

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I haven’t seen it but this version of Alice in Wonderland billed itself as one.
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I have seen it. In fact, I own a copy. definitely hard-core. All in all a not-too-bad movie, and the actress who plays Alice is a knock-out! Google Image her name with Safe Search off and you’ll see proof that it’s hard-core.

she’s hot, especially for a 70’s porn chick, and damned if I don’t remember her from Meatballs. And amazon has this- I didn’t know they carried hardcore porn.

Check the rating. They also released an edited version of this tape that removed all the penetration.
eta: Although…Amazon says the DVD has both versions on it…

That version of Alice is Wonderland really is a wonder. The songs are funny and hummable, the actors are fine character actors, the dancers really were dancers in real life, Alice looks like a Disney heroine, and the sex is all outdoor, sunny, joyful, and non-exploitative.

And when the hardcore version was rediscovered in the late 1980s poor Kristine DeBell was hounded out of legitimate acting.

I think it’s a great question. I cannot cite exact titles, but I know there have been some.

I was going to suggest the Alice in Wonderland one but it’s already been mentioned a few times. I watched it for a college class and I found it to be the most amusing porn I’d ever seen.

I am currently consulting an expert in the field who reviews x-rated movies for a living. She thinks there was one that was made recently and is checking into it.

“Misty Beethoven: The Musical” directed by Veronica Hart

“Romeo and Julian” billed itself as the first gay porn musical. Haven’t seen it.

There was a spate of gay films in the 90s that included musical numbers. A personal favorite is “Nightwalk.”

There was also a musical soft-core porn version of Cinderella; I’m guessing 1977. Had some decent indecent songs.

The original Flesh Gordon has a couple of songs in it (“Flash Gordon is Dead”), and in its original incarnation was truly rated X. It got cut down to a hard R over the years (the version I saw in Salt Lake City definitely was), but the original is available on DVD.

Meet the Feebles may qualify, but only if you’ll allow puppet sex as porn.

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Meet the Feebles may qualify, but only if you’ll allow puppet sex as porn.
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It is to the ratings board. See Not yet rated.

Does it stand to reason there would be much humming :smiley: