I can’t believe I am even going to ask this, but…
…has there ever been a musical porn film? Singing, dancing, and bangin’ in the rain, so to speak?
I haven’t seen it but this version of Alice in Wonderland billed itself as one.
There have been a few.
My guess is that further examples of this genre would be around the same time period.
great examples, but note- not “hardcore” porn.
The First Nudie Musical has Cindy Williams and Ron Howard. Both keep their clothes on, but mostly no one else does. The auditions for a nude comedy film in a film are especially good, and one Busby Berkeley-type number is called Dancing Dildos.
How do I know so much about it? I was involved with the music score when it was first produced. A publisher called me up and said they had some music with raunchy lyrics and did I have any objections to working with it? I said, “Fuck, no – bring it on!”
I have seen it. In fact, I own a copy. definitely hard-core. All in all a not-too-bad movie, and the actress who plays Alice is a knock-out! Google Image her name with Safe Search off and you’ll see proof that it’s hard-core.
she’s hot, especially for a 70’s porn chick, and damned if I don’t remember her from Meatballs. And amazon has this- I didn’t know they carried hardcore porn.
Check the rating. They also released an edited version of this tape that removed all the penetration.
eta: Although…Amazon says the DVD has both versions on it…
That version of Alice is Wonderland really is a wonder. The songs are funny and hummable, the actors are fine character actors, the dancers really were dancers in real life, Alice looks like a Disney heroine, and the sex is all outdoor, sunny, joyful, and non-exploitative.
And when the hardcore version was rediscovered in the late 1980s poor Kristine DeBell was hounded out of legitimate acting.
I think it’s a great question. I cannot cite exact titles, but I know there have been some.
I was going to suggest the Alice in Wonderland one but it’s already been mentioned a few times. I watched it for a college class and I found it to be the most amusing porn I’d ever seen.
I am currently consulting an expert in the field who reviews x-rated movies for a living. She thinks there was one that was made recently and is checking into it.
“Misty Beethoven: The Musical” directed by Veronica Hart
“Romeo and Julian” billed itself as the first gay porn musical. Haven’t seen it.
There was a spate of gay films in the 90s that included musical numbers. A personal favorite is “Nightwalk.”
There was also a musical soft-core porn version of Cinderella; I’m guessing 1977. Had some decent indecent songs.
The original Flesh Gordon has a couple of songs in it (“Flash Gordon is Dead”), and in its original incarnation was truly rated X. It got cut down to a hard R over the years (the version I saw in Salt Lake City definitely was), but the original is available on DVD.
Meet the Feebles may qualify, but only if you’ll allow puppet sex as porn.
It is to the ratings board. See Not yet rated.
Does it stand to reason there would be much humming 