Must do things before you die.

In My Humble Opinion
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  • Get married
  • Have kids
  • Travel to several places around the world
  • Learn a second language
  • Publish a book
  • Get a college degree
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I need to finish installing the back storm door I began yesterday. Beyond that, I’m good.

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Drive a McLaren F1

Tell a certain opposing counsel to “fuck off” in open court, but only if there’s a record.

Fly an F-18.

Own a ginormous ranch in Hill Country (beautiful area of Texas nearish to Austin) and establish a horse rescue.

See my kids grown up and happy.

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Go to Gatorland. (Don’t ask, don’t get me started on this. It won’t end well)

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Graceland. (But you only have to go once.)

Its like Gatorland but less tastefully decorated. :smiley:

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That’s quite a coincidence. My wife is not getting to Graceland until after I get to Gatorland. We may be triangulating on the nexus of pointlessness.