Mutant Freaks, Russian Tsar, team up to frighten little girls.

Ah, the traumas of childhood!

Funny, I don’t recall this one. :dubious:

What, your parents never told you to get a head in school?

snicker

Peter the Great was not only a collector of medical oddities, he was also interested in being an amature dentist, from what I recall. You didn’t dare mention a toothache around him-he’d pull it out himself.