Here’s the latest MANLY VLADIMIR adventure.
If he manages to bag a manbearpig barehanded he has my vote.
He doesn’t always drink beer, but when he does, he usually prefers Dos Equis.
I would like to see him in a MMA match with Chuck Norris.
Все возможно, когда человек, как пахнет Old Spice, а не дама, я нахожусь на лошади.
Why does he hates whales?
Probably some reason that starts out "In Soviet Russia, whales …
Probably because whales attacked Leningrad… or was it cow and chicken?
…humpback you.
KGB asshole.
Now in understandable?
Jealous that he’s more fit than you’ll ever be, yanqui okie ?
“Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice, and not a lady. I’m on a horse”.
The ad it was taken from may or may not make the quote more comprehensible.

A Monkey With a Gun:Все возможно, когда человек, как пахнет Old Spice, а не дама, я нахожусь на лошади.
Now in understandable?
Смотрите вниз, ищите, где - Вы? Вы находитесь на лодке.
Seriously, Запах как человек, человек.
I admit I don’t understand it- is it supposed to make him more appealing- and to who? I didn’t think the opposition was that strong over there.
Not just manly…but sexy too, apparently (SFW)
I’ve been reading about Teddy Roosevelt a lot lately and this sounds similar to his manly image building. Maybe Putin has studied his Teddy.
Wile_E:
Why does he hates whales?
Probably some reason that starts out "In Soviet Russia, whales ……humpback you.
Excellent

carnivorousplant:
KGB asshole.
Jealous that he’s more fit than you’ll ever be, yanqui okie ?
Okie’s are next door in Oklahoma.

Not just manly…but sexy too, apparently (SFW)
Western, as well as Russian, women are swooning. A page about the Putin “action figure,” modeled on his shirtless-fishing photo op, included these comments,

Forget the action figure. I want that man as my garden ornament. I think he would look fantastic, hauling compost, digging weeds, cleaning the duck yard, riding my tractor, oh yes, yes, oh
Leaves to catch her breath and take a cold shower
don’t forget cleaning the pool too.
i’ll be in my bunk!
“riding your tractor” Is that what you kids are calling it these days?
I hope so bad that my Russian fiancee is still that ROWR!!! when he’s older. :3

WANT. oh yes. Want. Action figure? It’s only an action figure? DAMNIT! Still want!
I don’t entirely get it, but…
Nava:
Now in understandable?
Смотрите вниз, ищите, где - Вы? Вы находитесь на лодке.
Seriously, Запах как человек, человек.
Look downwards, look for, where - you? You are by a boat.
Seriously, the Smell as the person, the person.