I can’t believe this isn’t a thread yet.
Fuck Vladimir Putin. That is all.
I endorse this if you add “with a barbed wire dildo” to the end.
With electrified wire.
I agree with the sentiment, but disappointing as a pitting goes.
May this tin-plated aging KGB goon be the asshole that finally gets humanity to act together against war.
This paranoid petty little shit of a man should be repudiated forever.
May his own people forcibly retire him and soon.
No More!
No more wars by assholes like Putin and Cheney.
No more dictators.
May the current crop of fascists leaders be the last crop. This includes wannabes like Trump and his scummy son.
But let this be the week where human decide to be done with this shit.
You’ll also need a 20 foot pole…
Here here! Putin is one of the most evil living pieces of shit. If there is a hell, hope he enjoys it. Fuck Putin and that stupid horse he rode in on.
The spirit of Alexander Litvinenko endorses this pitting.
May he spend his days in hell riding naked on a skeletal horse with spikes that is on fire.
And since this is the Straight Dope, after all, add “with a cactus.”
I hope the Russian people rise up and give him the full Ceaușescu treatment.
He has turned Russia into the world’s largest shithole country.
What gets me is that Conservatives were telling us Russia was the enemy since the 50’s, and they won elections based on commie paranoia. Now they like Putin, because he does what he likes without consequences. They want the same life. Fuck those traitors.
I just want to say I’m totally on board with this topic. Next, I’d like to pit Vlad Tepes (yeah, I’m taking a stand, flame me if you must…). And what’s up with Ceaușescu, or Goebbels, or that Dahmer guy? Bad hombres…
Those are different Conservatives though. Think Goldberg/McCain vs. the likes of Cheney, Cruz and McConnell.
Not all of them. Lately I’ve seen some staunch conservatives condemning Putin, which is a hopeful sign.
I think Putin made a huge miscalculation, several huge miscalculations, actually.
I really think that he thought the Russia is for Republicans, Ukraine is for Democrats narrative he’s been cultivating had taken root, and that he would get a sizable portion of the Republican Party standing behind him.
He’s still working on it, as I can tell by all the social media trolls screaming about George Soros. But this did not go down the way he thought it would.
I must admit I’d been rolling my eyes as the Biden Administration and the media began drumming about war in February, but now I see what they doing. They, IMHO, were trying to get ahead of any false narratives coming out of Russia and preclude any pretext for the invasion that Russia might’ve invented.
But anyhow, it’s important to mention that Putin is basically a gangster and a thug and I think a lot of people have been overthinking his motives.
I think he saw an opportunity to take something he wants, and he took it. To use an analogy, Ukraine is Robert Kraft’s Super Bowl ring and Putin is…….Putin.
Fuck Putin for threatening nuclear war the bastard. Fuck him for bringing Ukraine and the world back to the horrors of 1939.
The human race has more than enough to deal with global warming, pandemics and poverty - then this fuck decides we need to ratchet up the suffering.
And fuck the orange one too for sucking his dick the previous 5 years and helping to facilitate this war.
With the Se7en strap-on?
I almost suggested a bladed dildo, with Se7en in mind, but thought barbed wire might be worse.
Here’s a story about how people are using google maps to locate restaurants in Russia. And leaving reviews featuring information that the Russian populace might not be hearing elsewhere.