IIRC, the administration was pretty explicit about that all along.
You must be telepathic. That’s almost word for word what I said to a friend on the commute home last night.
There, there. Sorry, but the actual expression is Hear, hear.
The rest of your post is spot on. However, if you decide to say “jackass” instead of “horse”, you’ll be implying he rode in on the former guy.
-checks forum-
Ahem, if he isn’t still sucking Putin’s dick, it’s only because he’s deepthroated all the way to the balls.
I mean, with his tiny, tiny hands, he was having a hard time dealing with Putin’s massive hate erection.
But seriously, you HAVE read the shit Trump has been saying about his favorite Pimp, right?
Fuck this fucking fucker.
Tell me, Vladimir Vladimirovich, what is it like to be always sure that you are awesome but also at the same time that there’s always someone out to get you and you must get them first? When you were starting up through the ranks, the thing had become that when you were no longer in charge you’d be quietly “retired” to a country dacha and put on a modest pension and nobody ever talked about/to you again. Now you’ve made it so that’s not an option…
How well are you enjoying your loot? Do you expect to ever enjoy your loot?
If he doesn’t live to enjoy his loot, he can always leave it to his family.
What? You never heard that Putin has family? He has one or more of wive(s), mistress(es), and some daughters. They are kept very much out of public view. Any reporters in Russia who dare to report, or even ask, about them can expect consequences.
But someone(s) somehow manages to get at least a little Dope out on them.
From article:
Aw, such a not-paranoid-in-the-least princess…
The prurient press, purposelessly prying into their patriotic privations!
The shmuck’s shitty at hockey.
^ IRT this last statement - if Putin read this thread, he’d take exception to that volley more than anything else here.
He forgot that Americans really love an underdog (so long as that underdog isn’t fighting America).
Oh, I don’t know. If things keep going on their current track, he’ll be a shoo-in for Man of the Year.
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Re unifying Europe around a common cause and a revitalized sense of identity, after years of drift and fragmentation
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Turbocharging the long-dormant European project to properly develop their own continental military capabilities
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Re energizing NATO as a critical stabilizing force
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Significantly ramping up incentives for Western countries to fast-track renewable energy in order to disentangle themselves from distasteful petrostates
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Similarly incentivized the West to stop ignoring the full-scale disinformation warfare being waged by Russian attackers and engage in real defense
In 30 days Putin has done more to remind people of the need to safeguard democratic ideals than any other single person in years. Let’s give him a round of applause!
(Edit to add: those were supposed to be bullets, and aren’t quotes. Weird formatting.)
DOH! Can you tell I have an engineering degree? I cannot believe I did that! 
Before you fuck Putin you gotta get the Jaws of Life to pry Donald’s tongue out of his ass.
Pro tip: Where you began each paragraph with > put an * instead.
- Then you get bullets.
I heartily endorse this pitting and I’d like to add his puppet Lukashenko.
It occurs to me that the Russian oligarchs are criminals, and the heads of criminal organisations. Putin is hurting their livelihoods. I don’t know how it works in Russia, but I’ve seen The Godfather and how the Mafia took care of people who threaten their operations/cash flow.
I’m not suggesting the oligarchs take one course of action or another, but they could probably guarantee the well-being of the families of any operatives that undertake a dangerous contract.
“I promise to pay $1,000,000 to the officer(s) who, complying with their constitutional duty, arrest(s) Putin as a war criminal under Russian and international laws…”
Given the way the Ruble is tanking, a million US dollars will look better and better to anyone in Russia tempted to turn on him. If I can trust Google, right now that’s over 110 million Rubles, and if sanctions continue it will be worth even more later on.
I wonder what would happen if a bunch of rich Russians - ex pats or others - joined in on this, and the bounty for Putin at the international criminal court went up to … $10 million. $50 milllion… More?
This type of thing seems like it would be a multi-person operation. I’d suggest $1 million per person that takes part rather than increasing the amount for any one individual. After all, if it’s just one person, they aren’t likely to survive, even if successful, and dead people can’t spend money.
Yes this. $1 million per person for each person in a 50 person team. I think Putin would have to hide in a bolt-hole for months.
A lot of people in Putin the Poisoner’s inner circle have access to Novichok. Just sayin’.