And it only took a little less than three and a half years. Yup. I’m pretty proud to have reached 1,105 posts. You know, 229 was a pretty big milestone, as was 901, but the real accomplishment was only posting .90 posts per day. I mean, some days I was tempted to make a bunch of posts, and some days I didn’t feel like posting at all, but I diligently logged on and posted nine-tenths of a post every day for almost three and a half years. The logistics of this accomplishment are staggering, you know. There were days when I just wanted to call it in. But, you know, I’m committed. Or at least thats what they tell me. Or that I should be. Nonetheless.
You don’t understand – this is an ironic postmodern commentary on the stultifyingly bourgeois “no post count party threads” construct. Hence the absence of streamers and party hats.
