I am SO pissed right now! My damned tape player just chewed up “My Ass”!
I wonder which is worse:
Getting “My Ass” chewed up by a tape player,
Or “My Ass” being so scratched that a CD player won’t recognize it?
My friend was fooling around with My Ass and scratched it.
My husband is so tired of “My Ass.” He thinks “My Ass” is played out.
In Other News: My Ass has been banned from school campuses. According to school officials: My Ass is typical of the moral decline in America. And facing enormous pressure Wal-Mart has removed My Ass from all its stores. Meanwhile record company execs are thrilled with My Ass. Sales of My Ass have already surpassed the 1 billion mark.
“My Ass” has gone solid gold.
Weird Al Yankovic is gonna parody “My Ass.” 
My ass was returned to the publisher due to lack of sales.
I found “My Ass” on Napster.
Musicians Jewel, Alanis Morissette and Lisa Loeb have teamed up to cover “My Ass.”
Excuse me, Mr. DJ, is there any chance you could dig “My Ass” out of your box and dedicate it to my mother?
Speak up! I can’t hear you over the din of the rhythmic, booming bass of “My Ass.”
I like this game.
Man I just love the use of reverb in “My Ass”.
And now I want “My Ass” BANNED from Napster!
“And now, here’s Bob Dylan to sing ‘My Ass’ from ‘Your Face.’”
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“My Ass” really sounds wayyyyyy too heavy for me. I’d rather hear something lighter than “My Ass”, especially when I get up in the morning.
Once Frank Sinatra did ‘My Ass’, it was his forever.
I’m so fond of ‘My Ass’ that I just bumped ‘My Ass’ thread.
Several major directors are fighting over who will be able to use “My Ass” in an upcoming feature film.
These kids today and “My Ass”! Will they never shut up about “My Ass”? It’s “My Ass” this and “My Ass” that. I ever saw a teenager the other day, wearing a T-Shirt with “My Ass” blazoned across it. You would think “My Ass” was bigger than Elvis!
From the Rolling Stone review:
“My Ass” – it makes the rockin world go round!
My friends just can’t seem to get into ‘My Ass’
My two favourite songs of all time? ‘My Ass’; ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’.
My Ass is on the radio all the time!
Rhino records and tapes has classified My Ass as a novelty item. But only the vinyl. (My Ass is vinyl.)