Just got back from Jack in tne Box, so here I sit, bag of six of Jack’s tacos at hand. (cost; $3) Even better because they’ve cooled slightly, allowing the grease to congeal.
Excuse me while I dig in. Heaven!!!
Eat your hearts out.
Come to California, Cooper. WE got lot’s of room. 
Peace,
mangeorge
BTW; White Castles run a close second to Jack’s.
Wow, 00, I made it! 
No I definitely do not have a problem digesting beef. No beef has this effect on me except McDs or maybe some other fast food establishments.
Jeffery
Certain mexican restaurants always do it to me.
Arby’s roast beef sandwiches----OH GHOD!!!
“Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”----Jung
I’d have to agree with funneefarmer, who said that the McD’s you frequent might not be very clean. For a while, I stayed away from them because the Big Macs didn’t seem to sit right in my stomach… However, there are still a few places out there that seem quite clean and the food is as close to fresh as you’re going to get from a fast food restaurant.
McDonalds use the rather sci-fiesque
“formula 185” to use as the cooking oil.
at room temperature, it is thick, white and incredibly hard to remove from a wash if you let it harden onto your uniform. What exactly was in “Formula 185” was never made clear to me, nor would I spend my working time at McDonalds trying to learn more than they already told me.
I wouldnt say its a problem with the fries, rather the person making them.
Say it to the manager and see if you can get a free McChicken sandwich!
on another point… who’s Idea was it to put cold lettuce onto a warm chicken patty?
Am I alone in my disgust of Warm lettuce?
It’s not the fries at McDonalds that give me the trots, it’s the cheeseburgers and Quarter Pounders with cheese. I’m not lactose intolerant, so I don’t know why these sandwiches have that special “magic”. I bet they’re testing out some kind of binary chemical laxative.
Whoever mentioned White Castle hamburgers is absolutely correct about their laxative properties. Really, you should just buy them and dump them directly into the toilet–avoiding the middle man, so to speak.
MMMM MMMMM Sliders. I can usually finish off 5 or 6. It’s lunch time and I’m hungry and the nearest White Castle is 250 miles away. 
Oh well, next weekend.
so you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts. what’s so amazing about really deep thoughts? Tori Amos
Re: “White Castle”–
I think I’m really glad I’m in another country from them…
“Rigardu, kaj vi ekvidos…” -Magnus
Sunspace, you really have no idea how lucky you are
I found their website. Check it out (you’ll see I was pretty dead-on in my description).
http://www.whitecastle.com/home.shtml
“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank
Hey guys…I went to the grocery store last night…and I saw White Castle…hamburgers…microwave section. Is this the same thing?
“Do or do not, there is no try” - Yoda
You wanna know something about me…ask me…not my friends…
Farmer: you don’t drink the McDonald’s shakes, do you? It could do it. Bulking and filling without dairy products. Or does it have real milk?
fuzzy-wuzzy:
Yep. Same thing. But not nearly as good - the microwavable kind does not have that layer of grease that sticks it all together.
I suggest you get a box and try 'em (cheese is better IMHO), but don’t let a bad experience dissuade you from trying the real thing if you find yourself in a White Castle-friendly city.
Yer pal,
Satan
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For some reason, any fast-food, no matter where I get it, makes me take a dump about half an hour after eating. Not the trots, mind you, but I never experience such a set-your-watch-by-it digestive reaction to any other meals I eat. What is it with fast-food?
And White Castles are great! There’s one on East Tremont Avenue in the Bronx that can’t be beat. White Castle aficionados should definitely make the pilgrimmage to this Belly Bomber Mecca.
The Dave-Guy
“since my daughter’s only half-Jewish, can she go in up to her knees?” J.H. Marx
I apologize for straying off topic by not discussing my bowel movements, but can anyone help me understand how those Jack tacos are cooked?
I take it they come frozen and are somehow deep fried back to “life”, but how does the lettuce, the little triangle of “cheez” and the sauce get in there? Surely they don’t assemble them by hand?
They are tasty. And they’re the only ones hereabouts that are served in the style Momma used to make 'em: greasy shells.
OMG! What a disgusting thread. So don’t read it you say? Had I known what was being discussed I wouldn’t have.
I am losing respect for this board if topics like this are allowed to persist.
Moderators have you no control over the content of your board? Is this really something that should be discuseed?
Oh well, just my opinion, which means zilch.
Have fun talking about your bowel movements and othe disgusting things.
Don’t have a White Castle in Texas, when I want a lot of little burgers I go to Wendy’s and get 4 or 5 Texas Double Quarter-pounders with cheese. They are 99 cents, two tiny patties, have mustard, no mayo or ketchup, and the typical lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle combination.
I had one of these for the first time 2 weeks ago, in Texas, since Jack don’t know Colorado.
I found it to be completely repugnant.
Tomorrow, for dinner in Houston, I will eat about ten of them.
Yeah, me too. I thought with the subject line “My Ass and McDonald’s” it would be a tasteful discussion of someone’s pet burro and its hankering for McDonald’s nutritious food. Boy howdy, was I surprised! I’m offended enough to read all the way to the bottom and post a reply!
Anyway, I just wanted to add a little tidbit about anal leakage - the prescription medication “Xenical” blocks absorption of some of the fat you eat, essentially making 30 percent of the fat you eat into Olean, sorta.
Which is fine if you don’t eat much fat, but a Supersize fries and you might get the problems farmer is having or worse. I’m guessing he would have mentioned being on Xenical if he was, but if is, there’s your answer.
I’ve been wondering if people lose weight with it because the fat they eat is absorbed less OR if they eat less fat because they’re afraid of soiling themselves…
How are McDonalds and my ass similar?
Pasty white buns.