Uh, no - thanks all the same.
…but there are a couple of very talented, if odd blokes who are making a good living here in Australia from what is called “Puppetry of the Penis”.
They are a real couple of dags - no show-biz polish or phoney niceness. They come on stage naked except for stupid glittery cloaks, and they demonstrate tricks you can do with your (male) genitals.
Originally they performed in very small venues, but now they are filling large theatres (their comedy festival season was extended!) they use closed-circuit TV so everybody gets a good look.
Their genital sculptures include:“The Hot Dog” (doodle poking out from compressed balls), “The Hamburger” (doodle horizontal between un-compressed balls) and “The Windsurfer” (balls retracted into body, doodle as the mast and ball-sac stretched out as the sails- especiialy effective when posed moving forward on a skate-board, using a small electric fan for propulsion)
THIS IS ALL TRUE.
Having looked at their website I can see they are on tour in the United Kingdom at the moment, and are playing tonight in the Baths Hall, Scunthorpe.
THIS IS ALL TRUE.
The point of all this? You CAN retract your balls into your body if you want. Not unaided by fingers, and not without (for me anyway) a couple of uncomfortable moments. And not, of course if you’re a woman.
But men, you can stick 'em in there and yank 'em out again over and over to your heart’s content and it’s not harmful.
You boys just aren’t playing with yourselves creatively enough!!
Too much information warning…
actually, as many other gay men do, I get a bit of a nice feeling from having my ballsac stretched, and I have two of those leather devices called “ball-stretchers”. They go around the top of the scrotum, are secured with large snap fasteners and squeeze your balls down lower into the sac.
One is an inch and a half wide, and I can now wear it all day beneath my clothes if I want to. The other is two and a half inches wide, and becomes very uncomfortable after three hours or so. But when I first bought it I couldn’t wear it at all.
The outcome is, that (given warm conditions), my balls now hang lower than they used to. Body modification, it’s called. Silly past-time perhaps, but it don’t hurt nobody!
Neither does it make me more ferocious in battle. So I agree with Ice Wolf - probably piffle, resulting from un-thorough research by Messrs Sutherland and Watts.
Redboss
[sub]I always enjoy a chat about genitals…[/sub]
So I guess that makes me physiologically normal, but a freak for having done it. Of course, I already knew I was a freak because I can [TMI] retract my penis internally when erect. [/TMI]
Now if only I had a useful talent.