Tortured thoughts and twisted solutions have plagued me night and day, ever since I learned of my fate only a few short days ago.
My battle with Satan has arrived. Or at least will arrive; Sunday.
The Football Gods have matched me up against the mighty Satan right off the bat.
The Edmonton Smugglers vs. The Hell Dwellers
Week #1 of the NFL - SDMB Yahoo Fantasy Football
So much planning, so little time.
What tricks does the Dark Lord have in store for me?
What demons and curses have been bestowed upon my gridiron soldiers?
Who do I start at WR? Decisions, decisions.
But be warned Hell Dwellers - I’m Catholic, my team is wearing crosses, and we replaced the Gatorade with holy water!
Go, mighty Smugglers, go!!! Wooohooo!!!
To assist you in your battle with the forces of e-vil, I will paint my face and upper body with your team colors.
As long as their not pink.
Wow, this is all getting very personal. Whammo equates Sunday’s battle against me with a duel for Anniz’s heart, and now, not only do we know the identity of the Edmonton Smugglers, but the owner himself sees this as a crusade.
I gotta side with the devil myself, though. After all, I shared a hotel room with him last weekend!
Goddamn, son! I asked who the owner of this team was HOW MANY TIMES?!? Just had to stay anonymous until a clever thread idea hit ya, eh?
I look forward to our battle. I look more forward to the war. It’s gonna be a groovy season…
Yer pal,
Satan
[sub]I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Four months, three weeks, one day, 13 hours, 39 minutes and 46 seconds.
5782 cigarettes not smoked, saving $722.84.
Extra life with Drain Bead: 2 weeks, 6 days, 1 hour, 50 minutes.[/sub]
"Satan is not an unattractive person."-Drain Bead
[sub]Thanks for the ringing endorsement, honey![/sub]
Ehhh…Too bad I didn’t get in on this one. However, Now I’m in a league with some friends. And THIS time (unlike the baseball league) I actually have a team that can play!!!
Clues, yes. But everyone else managed to just come out and say who they were if the team name and/or e-mail address didn’t make it obvious.
Jeez…
Yer pal,
Satan
[sub]I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Four months, three weeks, one day, 14 hours, 35 minutes and 14 seconds.
5784 cigarettes not smoked, saving $723.04.
Extra life with Drain Bead: 2 weeks, 6 days, 2 hours, 0 minutes.[/sub]
"Satan is not an unattractive person."-Drain Bead
[sub]Thanks for the ringing endorsement, honey![/sub]
im a CFL fan too, but a STAMPS fan, so as far as im concerned, Edmonton can kiss Satan’s ass. (providing Satan doesn’t mind, of course)
GO HELL DWELLERS!!!
