My best friend is the sexiest retail clerk in Seattle!

[sub]It doesn’t get much more mundane or pointless than this.[/sub]
Well, okay, it’s not the most comprehensive or objective poll in the world, but he won “by a landslide” according to the editors.

Check him out!

The Stranger

He’s way cuter than that picture shows, too.

Yay, public recognition!

Jeyen

Trent, Trent, Trent. Those nipple rings just don’t bring the cha-ching like they once did, bro.

Too bad about the corporate collapse, T. I’m sure you’re not to blame. Cuteness is profitable always, no?