Otto hates me.
I could never hate you! I love you!
I may even buy you a napkin!
A love napkin.
You know, this made me tear up when I saw it. Bright blessings to you both.
And sex toys are traditionally given at the bachelor/bachelorette parties, not the wedding, so the Billy Barty buttplug is right out for the registry!
I think you should be able to register at Priape.