My boobs are sagging.

Girl, get yo’ self a Wacoal! Stat!

Can you tie 'em in a knot,
Can you tie 'em in a bow?..
[sub]sorry, that just kind of slipped out…[/sub]

An old, old woman - tired of reading the obituaries of her friends - called up her doctor one day and asked him a question.

“Doctor Smith? If a woman such as myself decided to commit suicide by gunshot, where would someone like me shoot herself?”

“Well, Mrs. Jones, the best way to commit suicide by gunshot is to shoot one’s self underneath one’s left breast.”

Several hours later Mrs. Jones was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her left knee.

So it isn’t my imagination that it is shrinking? This does not bode well. I was kinda hoping I would start sagging lower which would be good thing.

I’d like to offer a second opinion to Crafter_Man’s evaluation. Of course, I will need evidence as well.

Oh darn! What’s 40% of nothing?

…does that make you draggin’ girl?

Yi. Don’t hit. Okay, it sounds to me like it was hit right on the head up there: You need a smaller band size.