This creates a massive problem for me. He comes in first, listens to the messages on the answering machine, and leaves me a list of names & telephones numbers and what I should do (set up appointment, deal with insurance, whatever.) The trouble is, how do you ‘get back to’ Larry Dalton at such and such a phone number to find out what he needs, when it turns out that noone at the number has heard of any Larry Dalton? And so messages go unanswered until a quite reasonably irate Gary Burton calls back in a few days, and wants to know why we didn’t call back and now he’s completely out of his prescription?
You also need to know my boss is sensitive about his age, and wants to be seen as younger than he is. Mostly his vanities aren’t important: if he wants to believe his combover hides his bald spot, fine. No skin off my nose. But this one is making it impossible to do my job properly.
I managed to convince the boss to get caller ID – on the ego-saving grounds that ‘people nowadays mumble’ – but only about 1/3 of the calls show names and/or numbers. I’ve tried to convince the boss NOT to delete the messages so I can relisten to them, but I’m fighting a decades long habit.
I’ve even ventured the words ‘hearing test’ but got it brushed aside. After all, he’s just had a physical about two months ago, and everything was fine. (In defense of his doctor: my boss has no trouble with people speaking face to face, I guess he does a lop of lipreading without realizing it.)
Anyway, I’m starting to go nuts. It takes tons of extra time to try to figure out these misunderstood messages, hunting through patient lists for names that could have been misinterpreted, calling variants of the numbers (he screws up 2s and 3s most often, but sometimes 5s and 9s), apologizing, soothing irate people and on and on. Naturally I can’t tell them the truth, and as a result it looks like the office ‘system’ or me personally is screwing up, over and over.
The solution is obvious – at the least, my boss needs to let me retrieve the answering machine messages, and sooner or later he needs to get a hearing aid – but how do I get this through to him in a way that won’t get me fired, or poison the relationship between us?
Any ideas?