My brother ran himself over with his own truck

Or how he almost qualifies for a Darwin Award

Actually, I don’t have the whole story yet, just listened to a frantic voicemail from my sister-in-law. Apparently he thought the truck wasn’t starting/running properly so he got out to check and it somehow ran him over. He is on his way to the Emergency Room with a suspected separated shoulder. This was “the work truck”, not sure how big it is, but I’m guessing fairly big.

I suspect he climbed under to take a look and it either went in gear or just rolled over him. He lives in Virginia Beach, and his wife is on the way to the hospital. They have a couple of very young kids, plus one older, and she is pregnant again, so I hope she is careful on the way there.

I hope he’s okay because it will make the next family holiday so much fun. Might have to get t-shirts made.

Holy crap, your brother almost won Upper Class Twit of the Year! Glad he’s okay, but I thought running yourself over was impossible.

Just get some plain tees with tire treads on them.
Seriously, I hope he’s OK.

And my family is ~normally~ a seething cauldron of sarcasm and derision. He will never live this down. Ever.

Brilliant.

Also, at your next family gathering, prominently post four or five signs proclaiming:

Please engage emergency brake
prior to exiting/conducting maintenance on
your vehicle.

I agree, brilliant! No need for words.

Six Feet Under anyone? It happened on the show once.

I knew I could come here to gain assistance on being evil.

Did it at least involve a friend named Bubba and a last comment of, “Hold my beer, would ya?”

My mother almost did that once with her car.

Her car was leaking transmission fluid. She only added more when the car basically would not go when put in drive. She was putting the fluid in one time but forgot to put the car back in park. As soon as enough fluid hit the gears it knocked her to the ground crossed over the lawn then over a curb and then across the street and hit a building.

Lucky she was not hurt or anyone else for that matter.

Boy “Objects in the mirror” really are much closer than they appear.

Maybe you could get him this for Father’s Day.

I think personalized wheel chocks would be a thoughtful gift.

Minor Hijack:
My wife and I were inside our bedroom when we heard a “boom” followed by some screaming. I ran outside to find our neighbor lying beside her SUV, which was backed into her now-destroyed block wall. The neighbor was hysterical, and kept saying that she had “fallen out.” We called 911, and finally figured out that she had tried to get out of the SUV while it was in reverse. It started moving, she fell, and got tangled in the seat belt, and was dragged as the SUV made a big circle out of her driveway and around until it hit the fence. The neighbor was not seriously injured, but when she got back from the Emergency room, she said that the doctors told her that they see this happen frequently, and often the people get run over, so she was pretty damn lucky.

ShibbOleth– I hope your brother is OK.

Updates?

I’m sure he’s fine, just a little tired.

Yeah, just a bit run down, I expect.

Sorry, connectivity issues off and on for most of the days. Initial follow up was that he’d been given some opiates and was awaiting surgical consultation. Later heard that he’d been sent home (probably with more painkillers) and has to go back in a week to see if needs surgery.

This brother joined the Marines when he was 16, so he has plenty of pain tolerance and generally dopeyness to spare (he’s been out of active duty for well over 20 years). His wife is Navy and just completing her JD.

That’s an awful pun. You’d best tread carefully or you’ll make us brake down and cry.