My bullshit meter is pinging

You’re quite welcome.

::tips hat::

After reading Biggirl’s and antechinus’ posts, in your considerate opinion, who’s the blind ideologue and accomplished contortionist here? And just in case it isn’t clear to you, this, of course, is a rethorical question.

All you Bushbots remind me of the phrase: “Please Sir, may have another one?”

Enjoy your Turd Sundae.

Y’all feeling “chilled”? Boy, I am. I’m chilled to the bone with this chilling information. They’re gonna chill us all. Don’t it say in the Bible “Thou shalt not chill”? Some nuke-u-lar heat ougtta fix their wagons…

The good news is that these guys are amazingly stupid! No matter how many times we intercept top level communiques, they never seem to catch on! You’d think they would learn, but they don’t! This must be why we keep catching thier very tippy tip top commanders, the no. 2 guys, almost every other week.

And those letters invariably reflect “stay the course” talking points! Why, you’d almost think the letters were manufactured to that end, so carefully do they reflect Bushivik party line. No wonder they are in their death throes!

Y’know, it’s a pity more Bushbots don’t read Arabic, because otherwise the White House could release shocking! and frightening! intercepts in the terrorists’ own handwriting that read, “Achmed, our plan to blow up St. Louis next week is on schedule. All hail our glorious leaders Osama and Saddam! Yes I am a radical underground terrorist, really I am.”

And in related news, the CIA’s issued a report on Iraq pre-Intelligence:

Not exactly news to most of us, but nice to see a little official confirmation. Ouch.

“no one could have predicted that they’d fly planes into buildings”
“no one could have predicted that the levees would burst”
“no one could have predicted that factionalized rivalries would split Iraq”

Yep. sounds about right.

No one could have predicted that politicians would use that tired phrase. :stuck_out_tongue:

I am waiting for the headline: “Pranksters led to invasion of Iraq”. You know the story.

US ignored forecasts of Iraqi ethnic turmoil-CIA

uh, Squink? You didn’t think I was bein’ serious about that, did you?

Nah, I just enjoy seeing the administration’s bullshit get shot down.
Did you see where Scotty called Katrina an “ultra natural” disaster?

Why must everything that happens to America be supersized like that? Why can’t we just have Tsunamis, or 7.6 earthquakes like a regular nation? Is God really out to get us with all this unforseeable mayem?

I think it’s clear that God hates George Bush.

We let him happen.

I’m tired of McClellan’s public scatology.

I’m pretty sure OJ snickers every time Jay’s monologue mentions he’s a murderer. Some of the Enron execs probably snicker, too, when people comment on justice.

Hell, even I snicker. I’m not going anywhere for a while.

ping! ping! ping!

http://news.yahoo.com/fc/World/Osama_bin_Laden_and_al_Qaida

“Al Queda in Iraq says Zawahri letter is a fake”

ping! ping! ping!

Whaddayamean, “we”, kemosabe?

Everybody has their own agenda and their own audience to play to. It appears you are willing to accept at face value anything that plays against the Bush administration…and that you will immediately dismiss anything they say out of hand. I suspect the truth lies closer to the middle than on either extreme.

I don’t go along on intelligence gathering missions to see what happens firsthand, so I can’t speak with certainty about anything. Others, apparently, have no such reservations.

That puts it into Clinton years.