Ha! Got another one! (Hi Strawberry!)
Come for the Dope, stay for the MMP. Or the other way.
Also, happy gettin’ married overlyverbose. May your coconuts bring you much joy.
Wow, we’re just drawing them out of the woodwork this week. Congrats on your ride, Cat, and welcome to the SDMB! Don’t let our weirdness rub off on you too much. And don’t let us rub on you, physically, unless you enjoy that sort of thing.
So you’re telling us that not only is Ms. Moose “loose” she is a bad mother as well? Her kids were taken away and put into a foster home? If we had been warned to keep her away from the booze and the boys this could have been prevented. We thought she was a fine upstanding young lady. :eek:
We even have photographic evidence of her wild escapades: http://kaczorzoo.net/moose
We know the location of the fathers if you need them - but you’d have another pair of wild moose to take care of.
Welcome TheRealStrawberry to the MMP cool kids clique! Ya done good doin’ what you did over the weekend. You deserve the warm and fuzzy. Rue will be along later to do the ritual hokey pokey feather dance to officially welcome you. (He’ll deny he does this but he does.)
Parallax, I have photos of FairyChatMoose in much more compromising places than that. Would you like them for posting purposes?
And when I warned TheRealStrawberry about people rubbing against her/him, I specifically had Rue and Swampy in mind, depending on the gender. Funny those two should be the earliest respondents, eh?
I find it interesting that Miss Moose traveled around Europe with Shibb and on Dope-to-your-Door with Rue and to a Vegas wedding and to SanDiegoDope and to Australia without any incidents (OK, so I have a pic of her in Rue’s pants…) but a few weeks with an allegedly wholesome all-American family, and she gets drunk, knocked up, and deserted?? I’m thinking you and tanookie aren’t as apple-pie and 4th-of-July as you pretend to be! 
Welcome, Strawberry! You’ve found the coolest thread on the Dope!
Deserted? Who deserted her? :eek:
Shibb - if you have pictures to offer we’ll gladly add them to the moose gallery. 
I have to admit, this photo really cracked me up… Youse guys are weird - I like that in a couple!
dwyr, the kitten is going to the vet at 11:30. My current theory is that she pees on the bed because she’s angry at us for leaving her alone. At all. This is bad. I hope it’s not that.
I’ll get Mr. Lissar to ask the vet about that calming spray.
I didn’t do much this weekend- grocery shopping, work, went out dancing, and we went to Mr. Lissar’s dad’s place for dinner on Sunday. That was nice.
I think, since someone (swampy) mentioned me, I’d better use my sig.
I wasn’t warned she had a problem holding her alcohol until it was too late!
We never have apple pie on the fourth of July! That’s just un-american! We have burgers and hotdogs and watch the fireworks from our yard 
But yeah - we are a pretty strange couple. We fool everyone with that sweet and innocent shtick!
Until next Monday
I just checked, I have Moose pictures at:
ChiDope 2002
DopeToYourDoor aka MobileDope
in front of the Tour d’Eiffel
in Mainz, Frankfurt, Carouge (area near Geneva), Montmarte (famous part of Paris), at the Heineken Brewery in Amsterdam
And of course, in some of these places with Famous Dopers[sup]TM[/sup]. I even just noticed that two of them are with Persephone (:() and Eutychus.
You want I should send them all? If so, in what sizes/bunches?
Send whatever you have however you like - I can scale 'em down if needed before adding them to the gallery. =)
Dang, Shibb, you have more moose pics than I do!
I have never turned away a good shoulder rub, but my husband may be jealous if the rubbing wandered below the waist…
I have only cleaned up my dogs puke once; before he puked he just got this really confused look on his face, circled around looking for a spot and yacked. No noise, no warning. Lucky for me he did it on a towel that I had just droped on the floor, so cleanup was easy.
My roomates dog is another story- The little guy pukes about 3 times a week, and since he is a purse dog (less than 5 pounds and can be carried in a purse) it normally happens while he is sitting in your lap/bed/favorite snuggle blanket. He gives ample (well, about 20 seconds) warning though, so we have begun leaving hand towels all over the house in anticipation of the inevitable. I keep telling myself that catching doggie puke in my hand is excellent training for having children in the future (It’s the only thing I can do to avoid adding to the mess). Had him checked out many times by the vet, but no medical problems. I think it has to do with his affinity for chewing on the carpets.
I have lurked for a while, so I knew that I had to post to a Rue thread first to cinch my membership to the clique.
I should; I’ve been more places with her than you have.
Shibb and Swampy, Awww, I’m so touched to be invited to FCM’s going away party. I sure wish I could but the Fogal Anachi parental units are moving into assisted living and need a helping hand. And I have admired Fairy Chat Mom since I started coming to the Dope, too! Darn!!
FCM, I have a daughter and neice attending UCF and they really like it. Also Mr. Anachi is a grad (Class of '79). Did you know that one of the original names considered was University of Florida at Orlando? I think that would have been a cool name what with it’s kinda-sorta proximity to the space center.
Thanks for the warm welcome everybody! Y’all are totally kewl!!
I’m not a prude, and Moose lust is as natural as penguin lust, but really–there was a baby in the room!!
However, there are no babies at my house, but there are three Moose (mooses?) named Juneau, Fairbanks and Sitka Haines (why yes, I have lived in Alaska, why do you ask?), who would love a visit from Miss Moose. Perhaps especially a Loose Miss Moose, but I respect the privacy rights of all animate and inamate creatures who live beneath my roof (except spiders on the bedroom ceiling–who knows when they may forget how they stay up there and fall on my face as I sleep–they are escorted outside).
Could somebody please tell Ex, to whom I will not be speaking until he admits he was wrong, that I’m not jealous of him flirting with others, I’m upset and terribly, terribly hurt that he said that I forgot the engagement when it was him, the heartless one, who forgot about it.
Now excuse me while I go flirt with Bumbazine.
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** ALIEN ABDUCTION!!!**
RAH!
-swampbear (cheerleader)
Mmmm, after viewing the moose photos, I’m sure it’s fate that I found this MMP as I have a moose, too. Like Kallessa I lived in Alaska and developed a fondness for them. Mine’s a boy moose and is named Tanana.
At least the UFO name wasn’t as bad as Friendship University of Central Kansas. Yikes!
Wow, what was their mascot? Trojan Man?