My car may be sneaking out and breeding with the neighbor's car

I own a 2002 Mazda Protege 5. Nice little car but not wildly popular – they only made them for a couple of years. In all the years since, I’ve only seen few dozen on the road. One, though, is a neighbor from about a block away, a shameless canary yellow hussy (mine is a dignified silver!)-- the only one that lived anywhere near me.

But in the past month, all the sudden there are 3 more, all silver, all parking around the same intersection, which is also a block from me and even farther than the painted whore Protege.

There are now 5 Protege 5’s in my neighborhood, three of them looking exactly like mine. I can only assume that my car grew up and wanted a lube job, and found one down the road.

do you see fluid residue spots in the driveways?

I read the thread title completely wrong, and was really curious about the cat/car hybrid that was skulking around your neighborhood.

I wouldn’t get too concerned unless you see a silver one with a yellow hood.

Now you know why your car has been smoking lately.

If you’d’ve bought from a respectable dealer, your car would’ve been fixed, and you wouldn’t be having this problem. You probably bought from a hoopty mill.

Stray cars are a serious problem in this country. You should take yours in and get it fixed.

Such a hybrid might be a little skulking impaired.

Never, in a million years, would I have seen this coming. So this is how it begins.

Ahem.

I, for one, welcome our new Silver Mazda Protege 5 Overlords.

Well if it was possible for them to get lucky, it probably would be one of their DOHC models.

I mean, some of the others are just plain Wankels

It’s nice that you have some pure-breds in your neighborhood. I figured most cars shamelessly breed outside their species, and that’s how we have hybrid cars now.

I love the look of those Protege 5s. I have a silver Mazdaspeed 3 hatchback, and it seems like I can see the design lineage from the Protege 5.

I suppose electric cars are created in a lab and are sterile, then?

That’s the coal, hard fact…

ATVs are the result of unnatural relations between autos and motorcycles.

I disturbed that many dopers here are against misCARgenation.

I hadn’t thought about it as I assumed that it was dripping condensation or something of the like. But yes, on occasion there’s a small pool of something that I can see after backing out of my space. Ewww, now I need brain bleach.

coughSantorumcough

My car is leaking Republicans? :stuck_out_tongue: