So, some of you may know that my cat flushes the toilet for his own amusement. Hooray! It’s a fun game!
To prevent any accidents the toilet lid is always kept shut. Visitors forget this rule and tend to leave it up.
He got a catnip toy for Christmas.
It must have been so thrilling for Fatcat to watch the toy swirling around in the bowl until it disappeared.
My toilet is quite clogged. Toy is quite stuck. I have to go buy plunger now.
sigh
Oh, the toy is stuck. I thought you’d tried to flush the cat.
Johnny actualy part of the “lid always down” rule is because I’ve got a two cat household. The dumb one will drink from the toilet, the smart one will flush the toilet. Recipe for accidental drowning.
Heh heh. Yeah. “Accidental”. 
Sigh, I miss me cat.
What am I a pirate?
my cat
My cat won’t drink from anywhere but the toilet (or bathtub after I shower), or god knows where else outside. :eek: Never from her water bowl.
How the Hell do you teach a cat to flush a toilet? Hmmm…
(BTW Johhny LA you know your’e going to catch Hell for that!) 
Eats_Crayons, I loved your last Cat thread 
I’m sure it isn’t very amusing to you but it was quite fun to read about.
Aw, Jake, it was just a jest! I got this image of the smart cat plotting an evil demise for the dumb one.
Actually I had a cat climb up on my lap this weekend. She hates men, and has never climbed on anyone’s lap but her owners.
The solution is obvious. Attatch rubber sucker to smart cat. If smart cat is really smart, some pussy plunging will get the catnip back :eek:
That’s illegal in most southern states.
I believe it’s compulsory in some of them
Actually, I was thinking of a snorkel.
No suckers for the pussy.
Oh, and Jake I never trained the cat to flush, it’s something he figured out on his own. The little, b**tard flushed while I was in the shower this week.
Why I allow him to live in my house, I sometimes wonder.
This thread threatened to make me foul up my desk with a mouthful of Dr Pepper.
Mom was on the couch sleeping, and was startled by my attempts to stop gasping.
I should know better than to drink while read.
Sorry though, Eats. That sucks about your can.
Believe me, I think the thought has crossed his mind. (Skinny, little, stupid one bullies the big guy who’s twice her size.)
The plunger loosened everything up. So my toidy is now working properly. No pussy diving is required.
The stinker doesn’t even realize that he flooded my bathroom.
Guess you won’t be needing this
[sub]Sorry - I couldn’t resist[/sub]
How did this thread get so dirty?
Sorry 
And the poor Fatcat is neutred too…
LOL! My female cat has issues with things on the bathroom sink. She’s jumped on the sink before and swatted everything off of it, usually onto the floor, but if her aim’s good, sometimes it ends up in the toilet. Imagine my annoyance to go into the bathroom one morning and see three of my $20 MAC makeup brushes (lifetime guarantee, which is why I spend that much on them—never have to buy them again) floating in the toilet. It’s hard to get upset with her because she’s so damn cute, though.
Ava