My cat took a deuce---WHERE IS IT????

Factual Questions
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Have we had enough replies so I can tell me funny cat shit/office story?

My sister and her ex had a fat cat named Farfel. They cashed out some sort of trust fund money or something and had a check for some huge amount like $60,000 sitting on the desk for about 10 minutes while they were getting ready to run errands and go to the bank. When they went to grab the check, Farfel had sat on it and there was a big, smelly cat shit streak on it. I am crying from laughing so hard right now picturing it. And wtf could they do? They needed to get the money deposited and couldn’t even request another check. They had to wipe it off and deposit a shitty check.

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Filthy lucre.

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You ought to just throw it away. Obviously it’s not doing its job.

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Might wanna check the bottom of the shoes you are wearing…

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Oh, Farfel, Farfel, Farfel… :smiley:

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You obviously need the Smelloscope.

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Strong odour but nothing visible? Have a sniff down the heating vent.

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The suspense is killing me.
It’s been three days now. Did you find the dooky? Enquiring Minds gots ta know.

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lmao i jus sign up 4 dis shit omg so deff new here but im pissin in my pants ure funny

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lmao im new here jus signed up i read dis shit n im pissin in my pants ure funny

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Dude, this is not YouTube. A word to the wise: We value (approximately) correct grammar and spelling on this discussion board. I’m not a mod, but if you keep writing like this, you’ll probably get some kind of warning.

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OP must have succumbed to the fumes.

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Would leaving a screen off of a window and then following the flies be likely to work?

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LOL

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Get used to it.

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