My christmas gift to y'all

I think this came out of a book called “Natural Highs” and probably violates copyright restrictions but here goes:

Madonna, Madonna, Madonna, Madonna!

And Jazz Hands!!!

Just messing with you. I haven’t gotten to dance as often as I used to, but I love it. Not that I know any particular styles or moves, but some of my fondest memories from the last ten years is being on the dance floor at a club, lost in the music…

Happy Holidays.

You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

I dance like Ricky Martin; just stand there and shake around.

I do the “White Man’s Overbite” as described by Billy Crystal in “When Harry Met Sally…” (bite lower lip, plant feet firmly and sway shoulders back and forth, feebly waving one fist back and forth with a complete lack of rhythm)

Tell 'em, Zyada.

Live a Lush Life
Da Chef