My computer is shaking!

The BBQ Pit
1

This is a pretty lame rant, but…I work on the second floor of my building. We all have cubicles with the easy-to-assemble corner desk thingies. But I am in the middle of the building, and every time somebody walks by, the floor bounces! As do I. And my monitor.

I’m getting fucking seasick! That is all.

2

You had me worried for a minute there. I thought we were going to need to call a priest.

3

You’ve scared it! Stop yelling at it so loud - it also might stop the submissive peeing.

Susan