Hey, alice_dad! Did you know that for $14.95 you can SEARCH and find everything she ever posted? Model citizen, right. Yeah, that’s the ticket! 
Evil, evil people. 
Why I like it here.
~waves~ Hi Alice’s dad. Come hang out for a while. You’ll end up spending more time with her than you do now.
Hi, Alice’s dad!
First off, we did not corrupt your daughter. She was like that when we got her.
You might want to speak with Alice’s mom about that “smutty sites” thing, though.
As a matter of fact, see if you can get her in here too, okay?
Veb
Okay, everybody, since Alice is from Canada, we have to assume that her father is also, in fact, Canadian. As everyone knows, Canadians do not have July 4th, they just go straight from July 3rd to July 5th. Which is why the Canadian calendar is one day shorter than ours. It also explains why it gets so icy cold up there. So please refrain from wishing Father Wonderland a “Happy Fourth” and just wish him a Happy Independence Day!
Now, do I have to explain Boxing Day and why Thanksgiving is in October to you louts as well?
Very nice to meet you, Father Wonderland! Your daughter has nice bunnies, you’ve raised her very well.
I promise not to link to that thread.
Why am I getting a picture in my head that Alice’s Dad looks like Doug or Bob McKenzie, eh?
Take off.
'At’s funny–I pictured him as Bulwinkle J Moose. In a fez. A red fez.
You know, I’ve never seen a non-red fez.
Do they even make non-red fezes? 
Must…Resist…Scatological…Witticism 
We have a non-red fez. It is cheetah-skin kind, with the tassel thingy . All for the low, low price of $4.00 CAD for my kids dress up box. I should have bought the entire stock.
I don’t know if this qualifies as a standard Union issue Fez as it is made strictly for kids and costumes.
A most excellent question.
Followed by one of lesser greatness: Where did the Fez originate?
That 70’s Show has been very careful to never divulge that information.
**FatherO’Alice{/b] must be so proud of his daughter, knowing she is communicating with wackos from around the world that went from “Hi Dad” to my Fez is made of beaver pelts.
Canada, eh? Did you know Canadians are the number one tourists here in Las Vegas? No wonder Celine has parked her pretty, tiny butt here for a long term engagement.
So as a gift to all you Canadians coming to Las Vegas, if you want to maybe win some money and not help pay for our new beltway, next time you visit, ask the taxi driver to take you to the closest Station Casino. Stations is a chain of locals casinos that has machines with higher payouts (otherwise the locals wouldn’t go there) and they are all on the outskirts of town except for Palace Station that is over the freeway on Sahara. Granted, you can still lose your Canadian dollars in no time, but you probably have a better chance at winning than if you stay on The Strip and gamble with the people who don’t really care if you come back next week, unlike the local’s casinos who DO care. But brush up on your video poker…locals play that the most, and in locals casinos you will find 90 percent of the machines are video poker.
Back to the subject. I have never seen a dealer in Las Vegas wear a Fez.
Hello Dad from Jeddah, Saudi Arabia!
(Shriners wear red Fezzes members of other Masonic orders (like MOVPERs) wear black ones. That way you can tell them apart. I own both.)
So,.
Where on the Fezzes do the little candies pop out?
My dad thinks yer all mental.
But you know, in a nice way.
FWIW, he has a whole collection of Fezs. The Canadian kind…
Did he atleast get a guest account yet?
Ain’t never gonna do it without the fez on, oh no.
This is the 2nd time recently I’ve gotten to post Steely Dan lyrics. I may start posting only Steely Dan lyrics.
Hi Dad! Whatjabringme? Whatjabringme? Whatjabringme? Whatjabringme?
Whatjabringme? Whatjabringme? Whatjabringme? Whatjabringme?
Whatjabringme? Whatjabringme? Whatjabringme? Whatjabringme?
Whatjabringme? Whatjabringme? Whatjabringme? Whatjabringme?
Whatjabringme? Whatjabringme? Whatjabringme? Whatjabringme?
With antlers?
A…fez.
With antlers.
Of course.
Hi Dad! Hope you join the boards.
Jake