It is very hard to think of Scotland as “exotic” I think this tells me more about Vancouver than I needed to know.
Anyway; sweaties (people of a caledonian persuasion) don’t eat haggis as its far too healthy. Square suasage, and deep fried mars bars washed down with tenants extra straight from the tin (or Irn-bru) is more authentic.
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Oh Rue, how was the cookie?
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swampbear, do I need to turn the firehose on you? Sheesh, you drool worse than I do…
Now look what you’ve done, we’re going to have to turn the hose on swampbear. And sb, I hope that cookie reference wasn’t what I thought it was. Just my evil imagination, I hope. On the positive side maybe this’ll incent you to come up and visit (sweaty) Southwest Ohio sometime. Big burly sweaty guys we got in spades. 'Course they’re all down visiting from Wisconsin or somesuch place. Maybe we can take you to Norwood or Hamiltucky.
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huh? wha? you say sumpn’ FCM?
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Hey, swampbear. What about…
big burly sweaty guys and FREE beer?
Betcha blow a gasket now.
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**BOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIING!!! **
is privately convinced that Rue is Dave Barry in disguise
Man, that was gold.
Hey Daerlyn, have you ever seen a pic of Rue?
Your theory might be more credible than you think.
Ya know Daerlyn, I have been told I look something like Dave Barry. And Steven King. And Fred Flintstone. And none of these people have ever been seen in the same room as me either. Then again, neither has Batman. Hmmm…
And it’s just mean to tease Swampy like that. You should all be ashamed of yourself. (But it is funny to see all the hair on his body stand straight up like that.)
-Rue. (don’t make me separate you!)
I don’t mean to rain on anyone’s parade (though what better, given the shitty summer we’re having), but Ireland isn’t in any way part of Britain. Northern Ireland’s part of the UK, but that’s as far as it goes.
Unless of course it was a “British Isles” fest, in which case, ignore me.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH!!! BRAIN OVERLOAD!!!
Haggis is made from offal, just like your hamburgers. Except it has oatmeal and various spices as well.
It’s called a Sgain Dubh. Literally means ‘black knife’ and pronounced Skee-ann Doo.
Totally. It’s called Morris Dancing.
Rue, I hate to break it to you, but if you bought it from a vendor at a Scottish/British festival in the USA, then you didn’t have haggis, you had ground liver with some random spices that tastes nothing at all like the genuine article. You should’ve just bought a couple of meat pies - they, at least, usually taste good.
Real haggis is tasty. Real haggis is basically a loose sausage with some oats and barley in it with the spices. The taste is somewhere between what meatloaf is supposed to taste like (but rarely does) and summer sausage, with a hint of oatmeal. Like any “exotic” food, it’s a lot easier to make bad pseudo-haggis than to make a good example of the real thing. Find a Robert Burns Night supper in January to go to and you’ll probably get real haggis as part of the meal.
Oh, and it isn’t supposed to be grey.
jjimm - I raised the same objection when Rue first mentioned this fest in another post but was informed that it is indeed a British Isles Fest.
As for whether we have a US Fest. Uh… no. It’s US day here every day. Macdonalds and Burger King! Baggy pants! 5ive and Barbara Streisand and Eminem! Friends and Frasier and Seinfeld! All America, all the time. It’s inescapable.
Rue - I can see where the Steven King comparisons come from. But I think I prefer to think of you as Fred Flintstone, caveman extraordinaire.
Swampy - do try not to make a mess on the carpet, dear.
OK since my last nitpick died, how about the horrifying fact that 5ive are English? 
Are they? Oh dear god.
I’m… uh… Canadian. Yeah, that’s it.
Burly Cookies
Band Name!
They were all dressed alike andthey were all named Morris? Too weird. Had I known that Imight have hit them a couple of times with sticks.
If I were to ever travel abroad, I’d tell people I was from Canadia too. Just not if I actually went to Canadia. They might catch on.
-Rue. (Yabba dabba rue!)
I got about 1/3 of the way through Flamsterette_X’s initial post and realized she had out-Rue’d Rue. And that is an accomplishment.