One of my jobs is to keep the **Killer Elite **(4 wiener dogs) in shape. I take them running a mile or five nearly every day. Dirt roads, out in the desert, I follow in whatever is running at the time. Little bastards can run 15 mph for an hour! No way I can keep up on foot or bike.
Anyway, Pack Leader knows the roads, leads the others and generally sets the pace. I hook up “the puppies” to a leash between them, (about an inch wide, maybe 3 feet long) and that keeps them from going “East/West” and they follow Dox (the pack leader).
So, the pups are running, about as far apart as they can from each other, and catch up to Dox, one on either side, with the leash between them. It collects Dox, right under his tail, and you can see the leash working right on his bung-hole!
He skids to a stop, the puppies do a Three Stooges Head Bonk (being tied together and around his ass), he looks over his shoulder at me, and takes a big dump.
I was listening to the radio and someone said that,* “Priebus is an asshole, and mekes them shitting mad!”*
In my head, I said, “Doxxie must have had his Priebus Reinced”.
You have 4 of those? 1 is enough to keep up with, although running is better than walking because it’s not: piss on bush, “bro out” and growl at dog across the way, piss on bush. I can’t imagine biking with him, unless I want to tumble over the handlebars when he cuts right across the tire.
I drive the Jeep, or truck or one of the cars to keep up. They got short legs, but can pack the fucking mail! They average about 10 mph, and will do it for miles!
When we stop, it becomes “The Killing Field”.
BTW: Teddy is a “bush shitter”. He needs to back up to a bush or rock to take a dump. WTF?
Wiener dogs are the most vicious and dangerous breed of dog. They are like the Honey Badgers of the canine world. Who the hell thought of putting piranha-like teeth on an animal that bites at ankle level? Anway, Norm MacDonald had a wiener dog named Wiener Dog on his show, so I guess they’re alright.
Well, I am told that it means “badger dog” in German, after their typical prey. I have not been told that it doesn’t mean “obstinate dog” thoufg, but it seems to fit.
Its funny because when I walk him, people with big dogs will tell me that their dog is friendly, and they super swear! But I’m not worried about your dog, I’m worried about mine bro-ing out on yours.
Golden Gate Fields (Albany, California) has done dachshund races in the past.
