Ok, I know she doesn’t need oil, but it seemed kinda clever this is the little booger
She is asleep on my bed at least six feet away from me. Zac (the big dog)is asleep on the floor about 2 feet from me.
I’ve got the window open and a fan on. And yet…I can still hear her snore/squeak! It’s quite amazing. She may have some sinus problems.
I swear that dog just cracks me up.
She’s not too bright, but she’s a sweetie.
More on Lilly later, I just thought I’d share that mindless, pointless piece of information with y’all because…well because I could. So there.
ShibbOleth I tried watching it once, but I couldn’t understand a word. Why? What am I missing?
aenea I call her the alleged Min Pin
She is the world’s worst specimen of a Min Pin. She came from a puppy mill. I know the store and its a fact.
I adopted her from a friend who is still a vet tech
(I used to be a tech, but I’m allergic to cats. That’s a whole nother thread)
I got her about four years ago. The alleged human who owned her previously abused and neglected her so badly, she was bald and her nails had grown into her pads. This supposed human took her into my friends clinic and ask to have her put down! Fortunately, the techs got the human to sign the dog over to the clinic. Cocoa (as she was named) lived at the hospital for about 6 months. Then one night I saw my friend Sue with her and it was dark. I asked Sue what that was, she said, its a dog. want her? I asked if the dog way spayed, which she was, so I said ok. Whole transaction took about 5 minutes.
Foolishly I thought she’d be company for my bigger dog.
Oh, what dreams I had. I re-named her Lilly, and discovered she hasn’t a clue that she is part of the canine family. Actually, she doesn’t really have a clue about anything, but that’s part of her charm. She doesn’t bark, bite, play with toys, roll in dirt…etc. She’s not a very outdoorsy kinda gal. But People oh Lordy, she LOVES people.
Even the most die hard dog hater has fallen victim to her little feminine ways. Well, not really feminine, because she’s had all of her suspisious parts removed.
I must go snuggle with her and my other love Prozac (due to his excellent work as an antidepressant) but stories soon to come:
Lilly vists the Old People (my grandparents) Lilly charms the pants off a Navy Seal Lilly weasels her way into a hospital Lilly gets lost in a snowdrift Lilly’s great Boot escapade Lilly steals food from young children
and many more.
Zac has some good ones too, but wrists hurt…must…go…to
bed.
Actually, Lilly and Mr. Winkle are pen pals so there are no hard feelings. (they WERE both orphans)
And I’m sure if either of them had any suspicious parts, they would be living together. As it is, they’re Just Friends.
She could try, but I think its more effective when you are
very small, have huge brown eyes, don’t talk and look like her. Also you need to be able to wiggle you butt with[u/] nubbin so that it looks like your ass is a part of a completely different body.
As I said to MC in an email a little while ago, that is criminal cuteness. I really need to get back to Chicago so I can meet the Fabulous Lilly in person.
