My Dream Last Night 1

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Steve and I were being arrested at a bed and breakfast because I pushed a girl who was at the party. The girls boyfriend was an idiot and I told her he was an idiot not realizing it was her boyfriend. She got mad and told me some things so I pushed her. The cops came to get me. Steve and I decided to escape through this really tiny window in our room but I kept forgetting things and had to climb back through . I had too much stuff and Jennifer Anniston told me so when she tried to escape as well. Steve went ahead and Jennifer and I disguised ourselves to get more stuff that I left but then we lost each other. I don’t remember what I wore but Jennifer was dressed as a mariachi woman. I made it through the tiny window again but once in the woods, I realized I grabbed an old purse from the seventh grade and didn’t have my regular purse with my cell phone and wallet, so I couldn’t find steve. I was then wandering in the woods. I had to get back into the tiny window. I then met a man hiking who asked me to get a beer with him at the same bed and breakfast . I’d get a beer and grab my real purse and then run . Since I had my exotic robe on, I felt no one would recognize me and I could finally escape.

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So what happened to Steve in the end?

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…I’m still waiting to hear what happened with Ellen and The Pakistani…

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I had a dream that I had chocolate chips. Sigh.

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I had the same dream.
And when i woke up, the rabbit’s cage was still dirty.

Close call there.

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I had a dream. Crazy dream. Anything I wanted to know, any place I needed to go.

Hear my song. Peoplerrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppp…

::burpo gets The Hook::

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You know what I hate the most? When I show up in class, completely naked, to present an oral exam in front of everybody, and suddenly realize that I’m not actually dreaming.

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So, the OP left Jennifer Anniston in the woods? Huh.

  1. Bet that doesn’t happen often.

  2. I wonder if she’s thinking, “Girl, I help you move, I even dress up in this Stupid mariachi costume because You think it’s a good idea, and you Ditch me here!? That’s It, B-tch. We’re Done!”

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I had a dream that I was a muffler on at 1957 Chevy. Actually it was more of a nightmare with all the noise, heat, smoke, and odors. I slept so badly that I woke up exhausted.