My early AM problem. (Possibly TMI)

Why do you shower again after you take a dump? Do you not get to the toilet in time, sweat too much or just feel unclean?

I f&cking hate the post-shower shit. Makes me feel like I just wasted 10 minutes.

Look, the only way to know for sure you have a freshly showered butt hole is to freshly shower it. K?

I always pee in the shower. Even if I literally just got up from the toilet and went directly into the shower, I’ll still pee a little.

They make these moist wipe things that are actually pretty good.