I have this strange control over my body–whenever a case of hiccups comes on–I can always stop it after one hiccup. It’s my freaky mutant power. I am God of the Epiglottis! Ph34R Me!!!111, or something.
But I’ve noticed today that there is one thing which is -consistently- giving me hiccup! Pepsi! This confuses me. This has never happened to me in the past. I take a swig of my bouncy, bubbly beverage, and I’ve barely gotten the stuff down past my throat before it just pops out!
HIC!
Darn you, Pepsi! I was willing to try your Crystal-Clear-Beverage, and I stood by faithfully when you released Pepsi One—but this! THIS–I can not forgive!
[CliffYablonski] Yes, it was Pepsi! Oh yea, and before you ask, that bottle of Absolut the police found isn’t mine. It came with the car. I was just having a few shots because I was pissed off because the police wrote me a ticket for swerving all over the road. This one time, I went to the police station to complain about all those @#!$'ng kids that won’t stay away from my bushes. And they said “They were probably just passing through.”, so I went back to my car and got a bat and did a bunch of kung fu $hit on them that I learned in Vietnam and the Chief of Police came out and apologized and begged me to be one of their officers, but I said “No” so I could go home and not miss Law and Order. I also stole one of his pencils. True story. [/CliffYablonski]
i hate it when that happens.
try drinking out of the wroung side of a glass or hold both hands over your mouth tiht and sing “daisey, daisey, give me your answer,do” all the way through real loud. or think about an elephant.
i think the glass trick works best, though
