It’s a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma!
Accidental shooting by own security detail, covered up.
You crazy modern players with your newfangled moves! Fine, how about I counter that with
Zapruder sells the single best piece of evidence to Life Magazine, who then did God-knows what else to it. Removed images? Edit the film?
Hah! Block that!
Zapruder? Yawn.
Texas oil man (C.I.A. cover, of course) George H. W. Bush was on the scene to direct the hit orchestrated by his fellow Skull and Bones cronies in the ultimate example of the fierce Harvard/Yale rivalry that has been the true impetus for 73% of U.S. political, diplomatic, and military activity since Yalie William Howard Taft replaced Harvard man Teddy Roosevelt.
And smothered in secret sauce!
I’m sorry, but it’s in Nidd for Mr. Miskatonic.
OSWALD ACTED ALONE! [punches Accidental Martyr in the dick]
Owwwwww!
Bam! Right in his grassy knoll.