True.
Signed,
Joe Dirt
Be careful not to scratch your gun rack while you’re parking your Hummer in the compact space in front of the WalMart
I would say that he qualifies for the Dearly Departed Comrade December Memorial SDMB Conservatives Fund, but you and elucidator have yet to cough up your share…
Not that I would know about such a thing cough, but December may still be around. And I am sure he is enjoying himself right now.
Well, the wording is a bit uncertain. “Departed” “memorial” “consevative”…I mean, I wouldn’t want to jump the wrong conclusion without clarity here.
What, you wrap someone’s username around a couple of dead fish, and its a Cecilian message? How much would a thing like that cost? Can I get a bulk rate, and only on conservatives? Take a check? I mean, from me?
Ummm… Brutus and Muad’Dib… I like you both…
If you are seriously claiming that ElvisL1Ves is December, that’s a serious fucking allegation… I hope you are willing to risk your own posting privileges saying so.
Unless I’ve whooshed.
Derrr… ElvisL1Ves - Mirasawa = Ooops
Sherlock Holmes you are not. But you are quite the Junior Mod.
You’re an idiot. Liberals already know the score. The joke is on you jackasses who voted for Smirk the Monkey. It’s like you’ve sucked the cock of the guy who mugged and kidnapped you. George W Fuckface is the most tyrannical president since Franklin Roosevelt. He spends money like a 14-year-old whore.
Therefore, I laugh at the conservatives
- who think Bush is not appeasing the terrorists.
- who were hoodwinked into giving up their freedom in the past four years.
- who think they have a mandate with a 1% majority.
- who think fascism would work if we would just extend it to everyone.
- who think the worth of men is measured by wealth and power.
- who think marriage is sacred but have affairs and get divorces.
- who believe the lies and fear mongering of the Simian in Chief.
- who think “moral issues” is a CODEWORD for “God appointed me to be in charge”. (WHITEWASHED SEPULCHRES!!!)
- who think the economy is better than under Clinton.
- who forgot that “our allies” (France) won the Revolutionary War for us.
- who think the US should police the whole fucking world.
- who don’t understand that gang rape of libery is not in keeping with democracy.
- who think The Patriot [sic] Act won’t ever harm them personally.
- who badmouth entitlements but keep trying to “fix” Social Security.
Fucking hypocrites.
Bite me, dickhole.
:rolleyes:
What the fuck is this, 4th grade? If you are going to try to insult me, at least get creative, Jr. Mod. Mirisawa is obviously not Dearly Departed Comrade December (though he is certainly a welcome addition to this DU-lite board). Why don’t you scamper off and police GQ for a while?
Sniff the sweaty nadsack of…
aww fuck it
P.S. Whether you wanna call me jr mod, or not, I WAS trying to help.
You don’t have to be a prick ALL THE TIME, no matter what gobear says.
How wonderfully creative.
Ahem.
OK, take a breather. Do you honestly think that even if Muad’Dib and I had some secret knowledge that December came back as someone (which I, and I suspect he, most certainly do not), we are just to chit-chat about that in the Pit? Dude, I had more sense when I was burning Kerry votes, why wouldn…oh, shouldna said that…
No, it’s like Videodrome. Gobear said be a prick all the time, and bam! I’m a prick all the time.
It sounded like it at the time. You can still bite me, dickhole.
You were already a prick all the time. He just liked it more than the average bear, booboo.
In situations like that, you need to apply the awe-inspiring powers of ‘common sense’.
For instance, If I were to say:
Hey, Muad’Dib, how is your human ear collection coming along?
The common sense reaction would be that I am indulging in some dark humor, not that we actually had a human ear collection that we openly talk about on the SDMB.
The Junior-Mod reaction would be, ‘There should be no discussion of human body part collection on the SDMB. You know your posting privledges are in jeopardy, right?’
See how that works?
Who’s the junior mod now?
Asshole.
You. And you still need to work on those insults.