Did I mention gel? Nooooooo. And to which husband would you be referring? I’m not the husband who uses gel. **
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liar liar liar…GEL USER
But I have about 20-30 bottles of various shampoos, shower gels, etc…
That doesn’t include my lotion collection either.
Oh yeah…and I love the body puff! I have a blue one, a green one, and a white one 
-SS
One bottle industrial sized Costco shampoo. Ditto conditioner. Ditto lotion. One bottle of Johnson’s baby shampoo for baby.
However, I do have my special bar of whatever soap caught my fancy last and, in the days when I didn’t have a 3 year old in the bath with me, I used to have a fair sized collection of expensive bubbly stuff to suit my moods.
Whoa, buddy! Have you ever FELT rough elbows? They’re like sandpaper! You need some heavy-duty lotion for them, and definitely not the same lotion you would use on your face. Back me up on this, ladies.
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it’s true. i myself use four (4) mousturizers:
1 heavy duty for elbows, knees, feet
1 normal for legs, shoulders, general body, whatever
1 for face during the day (it has sunscreen so i stay
nice and pasty)
1 for face at night (alpha hydroxy to show any
potential wrinkles who’s boss)
different body parts need different treatments. and again, if you like the feel of soft skin, learn to like all the different lotions.
You’re right on. (Hmm coincidence?)
SkySlash, I’m sorry, but you orientation is distinctly clear now. No prefaces or qualification to that admission will change that realization.
lilah, I do not use gel. I use another hair product which is not gel.
boli, your corroboration originates from a source which is dubious at best. I don’t use lotion on my elbows and they don’t feel like sandpaper. Just what are you doing with your elbows that has such ramifications?
That should be “but your orientation”, not “but you orientation.”
Boli and Lilah are absolutely correct. Ohio winters can transform a pair of elbows into deadly weapons, and one would never use a facial moisturizer on them! I went to the bathroom and tried to make mental note of the bottles in my shower, on the counter, and in the medicine cabinet, but I felt the makings of a headache, so I quickly retreated. Suffice to say I have a lot of fun stuff in there. Oh, and one thing that hasn’t yet been mentioned is that filing thingy for your feet. I love that thing! (Oh and God created alpha hydroxy when she realized Her mistake.)
What Nen, you use mousse instead?
(And if we get into THAT list, I’m hiding. Those bottles are kept on my dressing table, and I have a TON of hair care crap.)
Auuuuuuuuuuuuugh!!!
…wait a minute…
I’ll be bisexual!! That’s it!! I don’t have to get a puff but I can still perform obscene actions with Esprix.
Falcon, I use this stuff, ya see. I don’t know exactly how to classify it. It is gel or mousse or that stuff guys use for crew cuts. It’s the wonderful thing otherwise known as the Aveda styling stick (or something like that). It’s packaged just like deodorant and is of the same consistency. It’s also rediculously overpriced. For that reason alone, I think I should be allowed to partake in a menage a trois with matt and Esprix, um, I mean have the jurisdiction to revoke matt’s gay license. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
I have 10. I think. That I can remember offhand. And a puff. Oh, and then I have the different baths, the milk bath, the salt bath, etc. That brings us to 12 bottles that I know of, and one puff. And unless my cat has even more hygene issues than I am aware of, I am the only one using these products.
However, I was told last week that “You smell all girly. What’s up with that?” by a male friend. I’ll take that as a compliment, thank you very much!
Sky, honey, I’m afraid that you are more woman than I am.
I am an other!!
This means I possess all the good qualities of both sexes
Yeah…other…now I like the sound of that!
I do prefer women though concerning my “orientation”…for sure…I can’t even try to imagine being with a guy…the very though makes me gag!
-SS
In my shower:
1 empty bottle of Herbal Essence shampoo that I’m too lazy to throw out.
1 full bottle of Willow Lake Rosemary and Lavender shampoo.
1 bottle of Pantene conditioner.
1 bottle of St. Ives Tea Tree body wash.
1 bottle of Body Shop Tea Tree facial cleanser.
1 Gillette Mach 3 razor.
And that’s it. I’m girly, but not TOO girly.
I was making an educated guess.
I was only talking about the various bottles she has in the shower, implements are a whole different story. She has a body puff…poof… whatever in there that I have not tried as yet. I might… but I have always been a just bar of soap guy since I started taking showers instead of baths.
(I’ll have to lock all the doors)
She had one of those sponge on a stick things too.
Not too mention about 5 or 6 disposable razors and some other scrubber type thing that just appeared the other day.
Those things rock!
Especially if its the kind that you get at the Natural Foods Market with a real sponge from the ocean depths, ad nauseum…anyway…I have one of those too.
Those things are great for cleaning your back!
-SS
Matt, Herbal Essences? Ha! What are you, a fag or something???
Ummm, wait a minute…
No, no really, that does qualify you as a Grade A homo. I mean, have you seen those commercials???
I have one bottle of shampoo (which is actually two leftovers combined into one) and one bottle of body wash and a poofy scrubber. And a razor. I have been known to wash my hair with dog shampoo when I’ve run out. And I love my horse shampoo, but it’s too expensive to waste on me.
StG
Currently in my shower… (for me AND my g/f)…
1 bottle shampoo
1 bottle conditioner
1 bottle body wash
4 body puff’s (Don’t ask me how we got so many)…
Yes I have used and continue to use the body puff… and I have used Herbal Essence before… (does this make me gay and in the closet?) My preference is Suave Plus… (Pert plus ripoff)
My g/f doesn’t have, or at least hasn’t shown, a tendency to want to stay in the shower for long. Although she DOES love lotions, bodysprays, perfumes, body lotion, hand lotion, blah blah blah. I can’t keep it straight, I just play snake on my phone while she looks around Garden Botanika; then I smell what I’m supposed to smell; then I say… “Wow, that smells good honey, what is it?”. I pay attention to what she says (so I can give honest opinions on the quiz later). Then go back to Snake.
I don’t mean to sound like I’m a bastard or anything, I just don’t have an interest in looking at 1000000 different smells, and finding 1.
Screeme
Screeme
Ah lawk thuh smay-uhl. It smay-uls purdy.
scratches self, belches