My foot is stuck inside of my computer and I cant get it out. It is stuck between the CD-ROM drive and the floppy drive, I tried to step on a cockroach when it crawled into my computer. can someone please tell me how to get it out before I have to go to work tomorrow.
Probably the best thing to do it just gnaw it off.
Have you hit the eject button?
Try rebooting.
Reformat your foot and reinstall.
Use anti-virus software next time.
If you’d made regular backups you wouldn’t have this problem, would you?
Is there a saw within reach?
You’ll have to re-install the OS… Do you have your restore CD handy?
Bug in the system, huh?
The foot, or the computer…
<grunting and groaning from the awful pun>