I do believe I am only worth maybe a camels leg. Or half of the hump. Probably a brown camel at that. =)
Swimmey, are you serious? Her father turned down 1000 white camels? For one daughter? Bizarre.
I’ve got an 18 year old daughter here that I’ll give away for a popsicle stick and a ball of twine.
1000 white camels? I’d kill for an offer like that. Tunisia, huh?
I am currently worth $11.93 American.
Apropos of nothing, but I was reminded…
The cutest thing I have ever seen in my life (barring, possibly, Pikachu): Rosie once had this 4-year-old geography genius on her show. Point to a map, he tells you what country it is. Show him a flag, same deal. So they’re going through the whole routine, quizzing him on his knowledge, and Rosie busts out a flag, and asks him what country it is. Before she can even finish the question, the little kid’s face lights up, and beaming like someone just gave him a puppy, he shouts, “Tunisia!” This kid was so damned adorable, Tunisia now makes me happy.
But Wally, what are you going to do with 1000 white camels? Can you imagine how crowded your place will be?
On the other hand, I think I may actually have a popsicle stick and a ball of twine…
Hmmmmmmm . . . ten bucks for a 23 year old ?
Gee I dunno, what about $8.50 ??
I, on the other hand, am worth 1000 John Cusack movies - and believe me folks, he is getting close.
In a pinch I’ll settle for a carton of Luckies and a bowl of lime sherbert. I looooooooooove lime sherbert.
What am I worth? Right now, about 10 wooden nickles. Ask me again tomorrow, the answer may differ. 
Well, here I am with the Two Blonde Guys who are Antique Appraisers, Leslie and ? from Antiques Road Show from PBS.You know who they are, they get excited about beat up end tables.
Here is what they have to say about me:
To thin to be Ruebenesque. To Pudgy to be Waif. To old to be trendy. To Young to be classical.Too cranky to be timeless. Peaked in popularity in the late 80’s, early 90’s, but has fallen out of favor for newer models. This one is a keeper as this kind really does not hit the full market value for at least twenty years.
Bidding starts at $1.00
[hyjacking my own thread]Shirley gets a round of applause for mentioning my new favorite show. More drama than an episode of Springer. [/hyjacking my own thread]
Swiddles, GMTA.
When my parents lived in Florida in the 50’s, one of their closest friends was an Air Force Colonel. This couple had lived in Saudi Arabia with their children when the king of the current king (Fayd? Faud?) saw their newly born daughter and fell instantly in love with her. He offered the parents something in exchange for their daughter and offered to make her a princess, but it was declined.
Another great vague story without any point brought to you by Shirley’s House of Hazy Memories.* “Where somebody met someone and they lived, ummm, somewhere.”*
All my friends on the board are worth 1000 hugs
My friend CanadianSue is worth 1000 best wishes
My best friend aha is worth 1000 smiles
And I have all of you so I am priceless
I seem to recall my own father saying stuff like this about me, when I was around that age. He used to get this really happy look on his face when I’d say things like “I can’t wait until I’m old enough to move out of here!”
Me, I’m not worth much more than that now. But I’ve got two little kids that could probably fetch a good price. Anyone know the current market value for toddler females and infant males?
I am worth my own height in manuscript pages.
Whether they’re Stephen King mss or Joe Schmoe, I leve it to you to ponder.
I am informed by my parents that I was a blue light special, $12.99.
To refer back to the OP: nine out ten men who have tried camel prefer women…
What am I worth? Depends on the measurement. If you were to choose my worth in terms of the going rate for pork bellies, I would be worth $21,420. In terms of platinum, I would be worth, $1,688,750.
However, since the original worth mentioned was white camels, I will choose to represent my net worth in terms of White Campbell’s. I chose the Campbell’s New England Clam Chowder with a value of 11 cents per ounce, putting my worth at approximately $422.40. However, I have been known to accept double coupons.
I am worth 1,000 tan caramels.
I am apparantly worth 1/1000 Osips. 
I’m worth a try…
I’m worth the paper I’m printed on…
I’m not worth fighting for. I hate violence.