My friend, the dyslexic atheist

…doesn’t believe in doG.

What do you get when you combine an agnostic, an insomniac and a dyslexic?
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A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not his dog exists.

Zev Steinhardt

And the Zen Buddhist monk who goes to the pizza vendor and says:
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.“Make me one with everything.”

So he hands the pizza vendor a twenty dollar bill for a five dollar slice of pizza. Thje pizza vendor hands him back five three dollar bills. The monk says, “Hey, these are counterfeit!”

The pizza vendor says:
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.“True change must come from within.”

The book An Incomplete Education (a reference book containing all the things you should have learned in school, but didn’t) has a chapter on modern religious thinkers titled, “Seven people not to bother sharing your old God-spelled-backward insight with: Five are Germanic Protestants who won’t think it’s funny, one’s an Austrian Jew who’s already been struck by it himself, and one’s a French Catholic who might just try to get you to publish your findings”

I feel dumber for reading this.

I don’t get it.