Cha-
ching.
You’re so right–it shouldn’t have to be. Unfortunately, those who simply accept that they are attracted to whomever they’re attracted to are labeled “bi” and often take abuse from gays as well as straights.
Or, as one of my closest friends once told me at the tail end of an argument, “Well, I guess you’re just one of those people who have to label everyone.” I consider this to be the most emphatic victory I have ever had in a debate.
Multiple choice, essay, or fill-in-the-blank?
Where is the test administered? How does one register?
Never found Jesus. I found Waldo, though.
Now, if that damn Godot would ever show up. . . grumble.
Maybe he decided to go back into the closet, seeing as it’s not safe on the outside?
Ha! Godot! How’d you like to be an 80’s Democrat waiting for Mario?
jayjay (with all apologies to Berke Breathed)
And that product would be… sex?
You still are. I came out of that closet a long time ago…
It doesn’t, thank God. Except for that damn Spark test where I never know what to put. Usually it’s however I’m feeling that day.
Person A: “I mean, you’re straight, right?”
Me: “Nope.”
Person A/B: “Oh, okay, so you’re gay.”
Me: “Nope.”
Generally Confused People: “Then what are you?”
Sigh . . .