Quiet heretic! Wolfian shall follow in Master’s footsteps.
t-keela, you summoned Cecil? Wow! Wolfian attempted a summon the city bus, but failed miserably.
Wolfian will stop now.
Infidel! Do not question the Perfect Master! If not for HIM, I’d never have been delivered from Marilyn Vos Savant and Joel Achenback! I’d be hanging out at the Ms. Magazine message board! Or the one at Left Behind!
The effect of the Chicago Cubs on Master Cecil never fails to amuse me.
Anyone wishing to visit the shrine must donate a minimum of $100…er, no…$1000. puts out a donation barrel
Checks can be made out to “Cash”.
Can one imagine what might have been had Cecil been a Yankees fan!:eek:
We’d all be posting into cyberspace right now. Cecil would not have needed the relief this board brings. YMMV*
[sub]Your misery may vary[/sub]
(Sits in quiet awe)
I will never wash these eyeballs again.
My Lord, I was in the spirit on this Lord’s day…(Shinerbock)
and heard a great voice. His voice had the strength of a mighty river and his truth cut through bullshit like a dagger. His wisdom so magnificent it rivaled the sun. And when I saw him, I fell at his feet as dead. He laid his right hand upon me.
I am saved, my faith is restored, my task is clear before me. Beware you evil doers, you ignorant masses, bigots, infidels…your end is near. He is risen and shall cast you into the pit.
Well, in a few days anyway. 
Thanks U/C
I love the dichotomy between Cecil–whose ultra-low post-count brands him the great yet reticent teacher–and the great unwashed followers, who prance about and fall all over themselves bragging about the quantity of their postings.
Ah, the wisdom of reserve.
Whatever. I showered yesterday.
Only yesterday? I think I love you. 
I have been in His Presence.
My life is complete.
Julie
Heh. Will knowing that I showered again today make you love me more? 'Cause I can work on that…
Please, won’t anyone think of the Hpapmpstperps?
Hey! 3.5 games back with 2 months to go ain’t bad!
Cecil and JC, North Side/South Side smackdown baseball grudge match!
How can I not post to this holy thread.
What CECIL and the SDMB aren’t two separate entities?
I thought the mods and admins simply ran upstairs balancing a few silver-plated platters on which CECIL was brought our curious musings and serious ponders. Then HIS words would be dutifully transcribed and sent out to the teeming millions, handfuls, and so forth. Not that CECIL himself would go online.
I never thought HE could be reading. I better shape up and post serious threads. Here’s an example of my worthless babble, by no means should anyone click on this link begging for a little moral support which to this point in time no one has answered:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=202220
Personally, I like the way Cecil refers to himself in the third person. It’s very … um, royal. Or something.
<Fops genuflect> Eerrmmmm…
I’m not worthy… I’m not worthy…
worships