My God (Cecil) have you forsaken us?

[Lord_Ashtar]

This post is nothing more than shameless post count padding in a thread in which the Perfect Master actually appeared.

You may continue.

[Esprix]

All you Johnny-come-latelies. I tell ya.

Esprix

[WeRSauron]

kneels and mutters psalms of praise and adoration

Forever shall this day be blessed, for the Sun hath come from behind the clouds to illumine the eyes of the masses!

I sacrificed my job for Cecil.

What have you done for your Master lately?

WRS

[Esprix]

As I said in the other thread, I think this means WeRSauron wins.

Esprix

[t-keela]

WeRSauron can definitely use the link and text “I sacrificed my job for Cecil.” for a sig.

Esprix of course has one also.

So, guys whatta ya think?

Got any suggestions or would it amount to sacrilege and diminish the Master’s appearance and words of wisdom as an act of blatant self promotion on my part.

OR

Would it in fact be serving HIM by spreading the word to the ignorant masses.

[Cervaise]

*Originally posted by Cecil Adams *
**Cecil is mindful of the rising tide of ignorance and will smite the unrighteous soon. However, right now he is enjoying a little veg time in the hammock and watching the Cubs tank. This fills me with thoughts of futility and waste and puts me in the mood for dealing with the Teeming Millions. See you after Labor Day. **

Well?

Slacker.

[Colibri]

*Originally posted by Cervaise *
**Well?

Slacker. **

Well, it is after Labor Day, but, incredibly, the Cubbies are still in the hunt. Cecil will probably be glued to the tube until after they beat the Red Sox in the World Series.

[musicguy]

You all should be ashamed of yourselves for this need to post to this thread just because Cecil showed up. Where is your dignity?
Hi Cecil !!!

[Blackeyes]

Yes. Shame on you… or something. Shame shame.

[VernWinterbottom]

*Originally posted by Ruby *
**Um…why does Cecil speak of himself in the third person? **

Elmo does, too.

Laa-la-la-laa
Laa-la-la-laa
Cecil’s World. . .

[Cervaise]

*Originally posted by Colibri *
**Well, it is after Labor Day, but, incredibly, the Cubbies are still in the hunt. Cecil will probably be glued to the tube until after they beat the Red Sox in the World Series. **

Cecil: So sorry about the Cubs. I was rooting for them all the way.

Now the only thing is that based on this…

Originally posted by the Perfect Master
right now he is enjoying a little veg time in the hammock and watching the Cubs tank. This fills me with thoughts of futility and waste and puts me in the mood for dealing with the Teeming Millions

…I’m worried that when you reappear, you’re going to be pissed.

[Lucretia]

*Originally posted by Esprix *
**As I said in the other thread, I think this means WeRSauron wins.

Esprix **

Well, I did get an official military hand slappin’ for attempting to fight ignorance. Do you think the Master will consider that an acceptable offering?

[Chavardz]

And I squeeze in. Hi Cecil.

[t-keela]

So, where the hell have you been young man? You said you’d be right back!

[Horseflesh]

@t-keela

So, where the hell have you been young man? You said you’d be right back!

backs away from t-keela before the smiting begins

You Cecilites sicken me. What kind of otaku are you that hovers around threads waiting for some guy in a red Straight Dope suit to come barreling down the chimney?

licks thread in a desperate attempt to glean any remaining Cecil residue