As if I needed another reason to admire matt_mcl…he has an active fantasy life, and a non-sexual one at that!
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=60933
Socially active for causes he believes in, an intelligent and often painfully witty poster here, I could go on and on, but I don’t want to gush. (All this and he’s “cute as fuck” to boot!)
Too bad I have the wrong parts to even turn his head…
wrapping the fluffiest pink maribou boa I could find around matt’s neck
Matt, may I offer you a cocktail? The male strippers are on the way…I did ask them to be on the lookout for a hermaphrodite for me, just to stir things up…