My hand feels like a balloon

I wish it was numb…
That little pin-prick of a wasp has left it itchy as hell…

Well, I wish you a speedy and compleat recovery! I wonder if a warm bath would help break the venom down at all or would it exacerbate it? I suspect Benedryl would definitely be helpful. I’ve been zapped by hornets and that was the suck as well so I sympathize.

Benadryl, elevate the hand, and go watch a Bob Geldof movie.

At least there’s no more “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!”
(But you might feel a little sick).

In addition to Benadryl, I’ve found that soaking wasp or bee-stung hands in a bowl of cool water with a spoonful of baking soda provides relief.