I just wrote this to make my history teacher wonder. I’ll tell you how it goes over. Hope you get a laugh out of it.
One very possible theory on the assassination of JFK on November 22, 1963 is that Kennedy shot himself. Although it may seem preposterous, the possibility of a future in which Communist spies infiltrate the United States and incite a revolution was one which the American government and JFK could not allow. Through new and advanced technological theories based upon experiments in the momentum of the Manhattan project (such as the failed Philadelphia project of 1943) allowed JFK to complete this task.
JFK was seen as a very strong leader by the American people and as a terrible threat by the Soviets. In December 1963 the Communists sent spies to overthrow the American government before JFK won another battle in the Cold war like the shameful loss by the U.S.S.R. in the Cuban Missile Crisis. The Communists worked on slowly exposing JFK’s personal life and by undermining his domestic policies. This led to an eventual overthrow of the Government in Kennedy’s second term. Shortly before the overthrow Kennedy may have lost the public’s trust and admiration.
Thanks to theories by Einstein and other major scientists of the time the process of what could be called time travel was made possible. The FBI sent back a highly trained sniper to train a gunman to end the life of JFK. The unknown trained sniper went back in time to several months before Kennedy’s assassination to train a marksman to kill the president. The well known Lee Harvey Oswald was chosen for the mission based upon his ties with believers with Marxism and other radical groups so that the American public would place more suspicion upon their Communist foe. Unfortunately, Oswald was unable to kill the president, as he only gleaned his neck through the window of his Ford (which was not a convertible). Kennedy was operated on by the best surgeons in Dallas and was able to complete the “Communist” future which the U.S.A. could never face.
The government decided, upon seeing the failure of Oswald, to attempt the assassination again. After one more failed attempt and the possibility of that small area of road being lined with hundreds of failure gunmen (which would tip off authorities causing Kennedy to quickly return to Washington) they decided upon a truly risky last attempt. The history of the Communist future and it’s beginnings from the American Communist Revolution were documented and sent back with a federal agent (who was the driver of Kennedy’s convertible on the day of Kennedy’s assassination) who first bound and gagged his past self then went to Kennedy in the oval office before his trip to Florida and Texas. The guard informed Kennedy of the Communist future of America and of a plan by the future CIA. Kennedy agreed to the plan, which was for Kennedy, after his return to Washington from Dallas, to be transported back in time to Dallas the morning of his assassination. It his in Dallas where Kennedy confronted his past self and told him that the world would be in dire danger if he did not select a convertible for his trip that afternoon. The appearance of the Kennedy of the future scared the Kennedy of the past into compliance of the request, only knowing that the scientists of the future had mastered time travel to get this message to him.
Kennedy (now a highly trained marksman thanks to a trip in time to remote Montana for a period of several years in the early 1800’s for training) then assumed the look of an observer on the Grassy Knoll shortly before noon that day. After he shot and killed his past self (who was now an easier target in the convertible), Kennedy disappeared because his future self (who was sent back to kill his past self) had been shot. The several shots heard in the videos were those of Oswald, two other failed gunman and Kennedy himself. Kennedy was sent back into time so that there would be a mystery about who fired the shots (so many shots from Oswald’s gun were not possible) and so that the Communist future of America could be avoided.
(The above is satire showing how preposterous many of the theories on JFK’s assassination are.)