Something is beeping in my house, and I can’t figure out what it is. It sounds very much like a smoke alarm, but we have three (two upstairs and one down), and I’ve stood under all three of them while the beep goes off in some other part of the house, and it doesn’t seem to be any of them.
I’ve stood next to the microwaves and the kitchen timer–no dice. I went out and stood in the garage–faint beeping inside the house. When I go outside I can hear a faint beep from inside. When I go downstairs it sounds like it’s upstairs, and when I go upstairs it sounds like it’s downstairs. It’s not the computer.
If the spouse didn’t hear it too, I’d swear it’s some sort of high-tech “Tell Tale Heart” thing going on…except that I haven’t buried anybody under the floorboards, and I’m pretty sure neither the cats nor the spouse have either.
I hope whatever it is, it’s not trying to tell me about something potentially dangerous. And I hope it shuts up soon.