I had my first zipper accident as an adult too. And dhkendall as Clockwork described, it’s when your normally fluid whiz-tuck-zip motion gets a little screwy. In my case, it was after a lot of beer and I thought I’d fully tucked back into my tighty-whities. I got into the habit of “going over the top” rather than using my fly if I was out drinking with my buddies.
Easy, you try to shoot the bee.
Didn’t happen to me, but it did happen at a campground where I stayed in Kentucky, and to an adult no less. The men’s outhouse would trap the occasional wasp, but they’d usually stay buzzing hear the windows. In any case, some wasp was either crawling on or buzzing around the toilet seat, some guy took aim and let fly, trying to hose the wasp. Got stung for the effort.
I never would have admitted to trying to pee on the wasp, myself. But the guy wouldn’t shut up about it. Yes, alcohol was involved.
