My Kitty Boris Is An Asshole

Or…am I?

dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn*

Apparently my puppy Duncan is also an asshole. He was just sitting on my chest, holding down my head with his paws, and licking inside of my right ear. Until I managed to shove him off after three or so minutes.

I feel dampened.

Another display of assholery: Boris was looking at his little food dish that’s on the desk. He turned around and swatted off a food/treat container. After **gonzomax ** put some of the food/treats into the dish, Boris hopped off the desk.