My life is a bitch, and I just feel like complaining!

[BadAzzBec]

I’m not usually a whiner/complainer, but my life is a bitch right now, and I think I just need somewhere to vent.

Would anyone like to make some comparisons?
Reasons why my life is a bitch:

1. I work 9 hour days and haven’t had a day off in 8.

2. I don’t have any time for anything!

3. I’m still not over my ex boyfriend, and I just loooove hearing about how much he loves his new girlfriend.

4. I can’t find any good rebound guys.

5. I’m tired all the time!

6. I just need some love.

7. I dont’ have any friends left, maybe its because I’m a bitch, or maybe its because I’m too picky.

8. I leave for college in 3 months, which is too far away.

9. My other sister is having a baby, and my other sister just had a newborn, and as happy as I am, it takes all the attention away from me, the family baby.

10. The other sister with the new baby is in Virginia Beach

11. My parents didn’t get me a birthday present.

12. My work doesnt’ provide insurance, therefore I dont’ have any insurance.

13. My wisdom teeth hurt!

14. I think I’m getting pink eye.

15. I’m PMS’ing.

16. I’m going on a date tomorrow with a guy from work and I don’t have anything to wear.

Okay this is some really petty shit but it makes me feel better to whine.

Thanks!

[happyheathen]

Let’s see -

sounds like you’re young, healthy, eat regularly, have a warm, secure place to live.

I think the expression is “high-class worries”.

Now, go and whine no more.

[CRorex]

I’ve been electrocuted twice this week and had food poisoning once.

That was by tuesday and it’s friday.

And I came to realize monday and tuesday were my GOOD days this week.

[kase]

I swallowed 40 alprazolam, 30 lendormin, 20 paracetamol and a bottle of brandy.

And I’m still here:smack:

[kase]

I swallowed 40 alprazolam, 30 lendormin, 20 paracetamol and a bottle of brandy, yesterday.

And I’m still here:smack:

[Lucretia]

kase, if you are not already under medical care, please get to a doctor right now.

Whatever pain you are in, there are people out there that can help you, I promise.

Despite you still being here, you may have seriously damaged your liver and kidneys, among other things.

Get help now, please.

[Homebrew]

#8 seems to be a good thing to me.

[alice_in_wonderland]

HUmm - I’ve got you SOOOOO beat on #1 &2 that I’m having trouble finding any sympathy; however, #'s 3-16 sound kind of sucky.

Cheer up.

[Miss_Magic8ball]

Read a romance novel. It does wonders.

[Daikona]

*Originally posted by happyheathen *
**Let’s see -

sounds like you’re young, healthy, eat regularly, have a warm, secure place to live.

I think the expression is “high-class worries”.

Now, go and whine no more. **

Oh, that’s right. As long as you have food, no problems actually count. :rolleyes:

[Linear_Crack]

1. I work 9 hour days and haven’t had a day off in 8.

I say quit your job and start your own charity Web site. Seems to work for some people.

2. I don’t have any time for anything!

Define anything.

3. I’m still not over my ex boyfriend, and I just loooove hearing about how much he loves his new girlfriend.

Ya, but does the fact the she actually used to be a man make you feel any better?

4. I can’t find any good rebound guys.

Try the NBA.

5. I’m tired all the time!

See a doctor and get rid of it.

6. I just need some love.

See a doctor and get rid of it.

7. I dont’ have any friends left, maybe its because I’m a bitch, or maybe its because I’m too picky.

“Sometimes, being a bitch, is all a woman has”. - Vera Donovan

8. I leave for college in 3 months, which is too far away.

Head French Fry Chef at the local hamburger joint or college. You make the call.

9. My other sister is having a baby, and my other sister just had a newborn, and as happy as I am, it takes all the attention away from me, the family baby.

Grow a beard and change your name to Dave. That’s always an attention grabber.

10. The other sister with the new baby is in Virginia Beach

And this makes your life a bitch because?

11. My parents didn’t get me a birthday present.

I’ve had experience with this one. Just remember when your parents say, “Be home by 11:00”, they mean PM not AM.

12. My work doesnt’ provide insurance, therefore I dont’ have any insurance.

I’ve seen this before. It’s because of your apostrophe placement.

13. My wisdom teeth hurt!

See a doctor and get rid of it.

14. I think I’m getting pink eye.

See a doctor and get rid of it.

15. I’m PMS’ing.

See a doct…uh, well, since I’m a guy, I only know of one cure for this ailment. Take it out on your boyfrie…uh…nevermind.

16. I’m going on a date tomorrow with a guy from work and I don’t have anything to wear.

“Wookin’ Pa Nub in all da wong paces. Wookin ’ Pa Nub.” - Buckwheat

-LC

[Miss_Magic8ball]

I would just like to say that Crack, if you hadn’t have pointed out you were a guy, I would have figured it out.

Not having anything to wear for a date is a big thing for a girl.
So is PMSing. Its not all being bitchy and eating ice cream.
As for #9, well, I’m not sure thats what she meant.
The whole insurance thing is pretty bad. what if she suddenly needs her spleen taken out and she can’t afford it? (yes, I’ve seen John Q).
Breaking up with boyfreinds and having their new love attraction rubbed in our faces isn’t very nice either.

We females are very fragile creatures. you have to understand that.
Other then that, it was very funny:)